Any one up for a match!

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by Morts

i am
if i can bring my wingman

"Morts, start your engine. Good, now hold my hand as we start to taxi to the runway."

"Ok, now our plane is lined up. Remember, always check for other traffic! See any? No?! THERE'S A FECKING 747 PARKED RIGHT IN-FRONT OF US!! YES!! THAT IS AN AIRPLANE!! YES!!!! IT IS ALSO AN AIRPLANE OTHER THAN A CRAPPY MAP IN COUNTER-STRIKE!!!!"

"Okie, Morts. We are ready to go. Throttle up abit. Good, now, full throttle. Pull the stick towards you... NO, THE JOYSTICK FFS!!!" :p