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04-01-20, 05:34 PM | #1666 |
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I don't understand why anyone would write with a dull pencil.
It's pointless
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04-02-20, 07:31 AM | #1667 |
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Some people say alcohol is dangerous but I disagree. The people on the Titanic didn’t die from drinking too much alcohol, they died from drinking too much water.
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04-02-20, 07:38 AM | #1668 |
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The Greek government has just reported that production of humus and taramasalata is down 50% since the start of the month. Looks like it’s going to be a double dip recession.
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04-02-20, 07:43 AM | #1669 | |
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Very nice and subversive film, for the time
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04-03-20, 09:55 AM | #1670 |
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Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?
His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.
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04-03-20, 09:58 AM | #1671 |
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I was in the park the other day wondering why radio controlled air-planes get bigger the closer they get, and then it hit me.
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04-04-20, 07:02 AM | #1672 |
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Most people think that when you find a discarded coin in your house it got there by accident but I actually think it was brought there by spiders trying to pay you rent.
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04-04-20, 07:18 AM | #1673 |
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Just been told by my psychiatrist that i’m bipolar. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
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04-05-20, 08:39 AM | #1674 |
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I remember in the old days when instead of selfie sticks people used to have things called friends.
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04-05-20, 08:44 AM | #1675 |
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I remember in the old days when people used to get mad if you read their diary. Now people put everything online and get mad when you don’t read it.
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04-06-20, 05:50 AM | #1676 |
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Just made a new website for orphans, there’s no homepage.
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04-06-20, 05:51 AM | #1677 |
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Accordion to a recent survey 90% of people don’t notice when you replace words with the names of musical instruments.
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04-06-20, 01:31 PM | #1678 |
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Once this Corona thing is over, does that mean that people will go back to standing near me and trying to talk?
#socialdistancing4ever
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04-07-20, 05:30 AM | #1679 |
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I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words. “Are you holding that ladder properly?”
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04-07-20, 05:33 AM | #1680 |
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Just found out today that I’m colorblind… It really came out of the purple.
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