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From the Beeb
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And if this message isn't clear enough we will kick it into your skulls. Peace. Millwall Support... I guess. |
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#8327 |
Chief of the Boat
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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#8328 |
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
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#8329 |
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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#8330 |
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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#8331 |
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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#8332 |
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He who laughs last didn't get it.
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#8333 |
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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#8334 |
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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#8335 |
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Famous last words from customers: "You don't have time. I do so it's my time I'm spending, not yours".
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#8336 |
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The road to success is always under construction.
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#8337 |
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I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
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#8338 |
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I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
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#8339 |
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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
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#8340 |
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First of April: The only day of the year that people critically evaluate things they read on the Internet... before accepting it as facts.
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