THE BATTLE OF NEW YORK - place your bets now!!! - Page 3

Syxx_Killer · 08-25-05, 04:20 PM

Boy, I sure hope you catch some "live" footage from the battle.

paintar · 08-25-05, 05:54 PM

I,m goin for the wun with the biggest lifeboat

bookworm_020 · 08-25-05, 07:33 PM

After thinking it over, my money is on KMS Bisfarck to win.

I just want to know what is the secondary armament?, the smell of rotting fish? :hmm:

Der Schatten · 08-25-05, 07:56 PM

It's a trick! The Bisfark is actually a camoflaged conning tower to a type 35 U-boot!

CCIP · 08-25-05, 10:56 PM

Well, it looks like it was pretty even right up until the end...

How did it really turn out?
Stay tuned for...

THE GREAT NAVAL BATTLE OF NEW YORK

The Bisfarck set her sights on the enemy first...

...delivering a salvo of terrifying might right across the island!

...however, it missed. Both adversaries started rounding the island.

HMS Whatthefark's aim was better... if only that building wasn't in the way!

Travelling at full speed, the opponents prepared to unleash their broadsides as soon as they passed the island...

The Whatthefark was first to reload her quadruple 14" cannons, and unleashed a devastating salvo!

...however...

It was now the Bisfarck's turn to bring her full firepower. Salvo!

The massive shells struck the top of Whatthefark's turret!

...oh no! Whatthefark's tremendous superstructure collapsed, igniting the magazines below!

Oh no! The pride of the royal navy blows up in flames!

AND THE BISFARCK IS VICTORIOUS!!!

......however...

THE RAF COASTAL COMMAND ARRIVES FOR REVENGE!
As, precisely 15 seconds after the mighty Whatthefark's sinking, from the cloudy skies swoops down the fearsome...

...CATAFARK!!!!

AND SO, THE TWO MIGHTY OPPONENTS SINK SIDE BY SIDE, NOT EVEN 20 SECONDS APART

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CATAFARK!

Neutrino 123 · 08-25-05, 11:24 PM

Catafark uber alles!

By the way, as a physics guy

, I personally designed the recoiless cannon and antigravity drive.

This devices were not meant to be used for your barbaric Earth wars

! They were designed for the high and noble purpose of breaking down inhabited solar systems into their component minerals!

AVGWarhawk · 12-28-06, 10:13 AM

Not to mention the Klingon Cloaking Device they are working on!

Herr Russ · 12-28-06, 10:24 AM

Oh man, that was great... I needed that laugh!!

Morts · 12-28-06, 10:29 AM

now put those guns on some smaller boats

and let the battle begin

:rotfl:

jimmie · 12-30-06, 07:43 PM

good things are always buried and forgotten quickly

rasmus1896 · 12-31-06, 07:24 AM

i command you to do a bigger battle with more little ships!

in fact i dont but it would be very very fun

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morts

now put those guns on some smaller boats

and let the battle begin

:rotfl:

i agree ,but them on a sloop

01-23-09, 05:07 PM

try uninstal gwx and then try to install the playable bismarck mod. you might get lucky and have a huge working cannon on your boat

ReallyDedPoet · 01-23-09, 06:46 PM

Time for this one to go bye, bye.

<------ This thread

RDP

Elder-Pirate · 08-26-05, 12:20 AM

Oh man you need a vacation, but that was a good one.

Drebbel · 08-26-05, 12:32 AM

View Poll Results: Who will win the Battle of New York?
HMS Whatthefark	42	47.19%
KMS Bisfarck	47	52.81%
Voters: 89. You may not vote on this poll

08-25-05, 07:56 PM	#4
Der Schatten Gunner Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 93 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	It's a trick! The Bisfark is actually a camoflaged conning tower to a type 35 U-boot! __________________ Ah......I remember when I was young and dumb.........now I'm just dumb.

08-25-05, 10:56 PM	#5
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	Well, it looks like it was pretty even right up until the end... How did it really turn out? Stay tuned for... THE GREAT NAVAL BATTLE OF NEW YORK The Bisfarck set her sights on the enemy first... ...delivering a salvo of terrifying might right across the island! ...however, it missed. Both adversaries started rounding the island. HMS Whatthefark's aim was better... if only that building wasn't in the way! Travelling at full speed, the opponents prepared to unleash their broadsides as soon as they passed the island... The Whatthefark was first to reload her quadruple 14" cannons, and unleashed a devastating salvo! ...however... It was now the Bisfarck's turn to bring her full firepower. Salvo! The massive shells struck the top of Whatthefark's turret! ...oh no! Whatthefark's tremendous superstructure collapsed, igniting the magazines below! Oh no! The pride of the royal navy blows up in flames! AND THE BISFARCK IS VICTORIOUS!!! ......however... THE RAF COASTAL COMMAND ARRIVES FOR REVENGE! As, precisely 15 seconds after the mighty Whatthefark's sinking, from the cloudy skies swoops down the fearsome... ...CATAFARK!!!! AND SO, THE TWO MIGHTY OPPONENTS SINK SIDE BY SIDE, NOT EVEN 20 SECONDS APART ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CATAFARK! __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

08-25-05, 11:24 PM	#6
Neutrino 123 A-ganger Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: UCLA, Los Angeles Posts: 73 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Catafark uber alles! By the way, as a physics guy , I personally designed the recoiless cannon and antigravity drive. This devices were not meant to be used for your barbaric Earth wars ! They were designed for the high and noble purpose of breaking down inhabited solar systems into their component minerals! __________________ Neutrino 123

12-28-06, 10:13 AM	#7
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,305 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Not to mention the Klingon Cloaking Device they are working on! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-25-05, 04:20 PM	#1
Syxx_Killer Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 2,387 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	Boy, I sure hope you catch some "live" footage from the battle.

08-25-05, 05:54 PM	#2
paintar Bilge Rat Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I,m goin for the wun with the biggest lifeboat

08-25-05, 07:33 PM	#3
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	After thinking it over, my money is on KMS Bisfarck to win. I just want to know what is the secondary armament?, the smell of rotting fish? :hmm:

12-28-06, 10:24 AM	#8
Herr Russ Officer Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Diego, CA. Posts: 246 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Oh man, that was great... I needed that laugh!!

12-28-06, 10:29 AM	#9
Morts Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,395 Downloads: 23 Uploads: 0	now put those guns on some smaller boats and let the battle begin :rotfl:

12-30-06, 07:43 PM	#10
jimmie Lieutenant Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Japan Posts: 259 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	good things are always buried and forgotten quickly

01-23-09, 05:07 PM	#12
magicsub2 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	try uninstal gwx and then try to install the playable bismarck mod. you might get lucky and have a huge working cannon on your boat

01-23-09, 06:46 PM	#13
ReallyDedPoet Canadian Wolf Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada. The one and only, East Coast Posts: 10,904 Downloads: 946 Uploads: 5	Time for this one to go bye, bye. <------ This thread RDP __________________ Back in the Day

08-26-05, 12:20 AM	#14
Elder-Pirate Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Morris, Illinois USA Posts: 1,090 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Oh man you need a vacation, but that was a good one. __________________

08-26-05, 12:32 AM	#15
Drebbel Dutch Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Almost at periscope death ! Posts: 1,665 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0