Click here to access the Helosim website |
The Web's #1 BBS for all submarine and naval simulations! |
|
11-13-09, 07:05 PM | #1 |
Lucky Jack
|
|
11-13-09, 08:58 PM | #2 |
Admiral
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 2,254
Downloads: 54
Uploads: 0
|
__________________
"When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat." - George Carlin |
11-14-09, 05:51 AM | #3 |
Rear Admiral
|
That evening in the Gulagwaffle's Barrack.
*Schroeder throws knifes onto a picture on the wall of a Panzer III* Schroeder: I'll get you, next time! HunterICX: You had your chance the second sortie....but I think you've learned that flying too low over wagons that carry ammo for those fascists is not a good thing to do. Schroeder:but but I'm fliyng a IL2! HunterICX: which still has some design flaws...its the 1st in it's series...Ratpor1 is working on it. Schroeder: Ah....Potato. *Potato does a funny walk and hold himself against the wall* Schroeder: Too much of the Vodka ingredient? Potato: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.....*hic* HunterICX: Explains the attempt to fly with one wing at that take off. Potato: If I diwnd't ghit those Fuuuel Depot's I woud've succeeded...hehe Schroeder: that would have proven that the equipment of the people's party is superior. HunterICX: Ah well better luck next time. *door opens and Oberon comes in followed by the General Commisar of the NKVD Raptor1* Oberon: I knew it! I knew it! that barrel wasn't part of the flight controls in my Hurricane Raptor1: Correct Oberon: It was you! hiding behind the panel Raptor1: correct, I had orders to shoot the leading Polski officer if he tried anything funny. Oberon: Repeat please Raptor1: Silence! I should've have shot you when you buzzed Comrade Hunter..how dare you to buzz a people's aircraft and land on the wrong airbase! Oberon: How I dare? I'm the The People's Repeative Polski Airman! HunterICX: Figures..... Oberon: Repeat, Please! HunterICX: ugh.... *Potato loses balance and crashed into the desk* Raptor1: *aims mosin-nagant* HunterICX: No Comrade!, Sgt.Potato has been testing if the people's potatos where good enough for the vodka they brewed last night Raptor1: Ah...ok. *Raptor1 passes the photo of the Panzer III when a knife passed close to his face and hits the Panzer III* Raptor1: YOU! Schroeder: watch out where you going! Raptor1: Grrmmmmm Oberon: Repeat, please! *all look at Oberon* Oberon: Uh...oh..... *Oberon storms out of the GulagWaffle's Barrack* HunterICX
__________________
|
11-14-09, 12:41 PM | #4 |
Navy Seal
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Banana Republic of Germany
Posts: 6,170
Downloads: 62
Uploads: 0
|
I hate Panzers!!!
__________________
Putting Germ back into Germany. |
11-14-09, 01:47 PM | #5 |
Lucky Jack
|
Meanwhile, behind German lines, a new Panzer III variant is unvieled. |
11-14-09, 02:51 PM | #6 |
Navy Seal
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Banana Republic of Germany
Posts: 6,170
Downloads: 62
Uploads: 0
|
Oh sh*t. The Bundeswehr is still equipped with Panzer IIIs.
__________________
Putting Germ back into Germany. |
11-15-09, 01:20 PM | #7 |
Rear Admiral
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: SPACE!!!!
Posts: 10,142
Downloads: 85
Uploads: 0
|
IM BACK!!!
This powerless experience started when I was on teamspeak thursday and was gonna tell them I was probably gonna not have power soon, and just as I was pressing the send button... It happend... And I just got it back awhile ago! Stupid nor'easter...
__________________
Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time" |
|
|