lolwaffles - Afrikan Queens - The Movie

XabbaRus · 07-03-09, 04:11 AM

OK I have decided to start to make a small movie about the lolwaffles...

Scene 1 -

Two german officers are out looking at the runway, discussing how one of them had overheard the C/O having a heated conversation on the phone about the arrival of the lolwaffles....The german pilot heard "......they destroy lots of planes...." before the door was kicked shut.

The pilot tells his friend that this must be good news....

They hear the drone of Ju-52 comes in for landing followed by several 109's...

Pilot 1 - "This must be the them....they have their own -52, must be some squadron"

Ju-52 taxis off the runway...

Pilot 2 - Ya, but that 109 seems a bit fast and low.

Raptor's 109 lands hard, bounces then collapses its gear as it skids down the centreline.....

Pilot 1 - I think this what the C/O meant about destroying planes.....

Suddenly over that tannoy....

"NICHT LANDEN, NICHT LANDED ABRECHAN NICHT LANDEN!!!!!!"

Both pilots almost have a heart attack..

Both pilots "Ah schiezer.....they have shultz....!!!!!"

End of scene 1.

Schroeder · 07-03-09, 04:58 AM

It will be hard to have two people saying anything at the same time. First there is the TS delay and second one can hardly understand anything on TS when two people are talking at the same time.

Or are we supposed to record the phrases and send them over to you?
BTW Am I supposed to talk like I always do or doo ju want ze reel dschörmahn szing?

Raptor1 · 07-03-09, 05:07 AM

I think he means recording, so he could edit it into his movie

Oh, BTW, I do believe it's 'Scheisse', not 'schiezer'

Schroeder · 07-03-09, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raptor1

Oh, BTW, I do believe it's 'Scheisse', not 'schiezer'

Correct.

Which pilot do you want?

Raptor1 · 07-03-09, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schroeder

Correct.

Which pilot do you want?

I think he's just drafting the script and doesn't want anything yet

XabbaRus · 07-03-09, 06:22 AM

I do want a smartass though....

I thought we could have fun doing this.....so I'm going to use this thread to put up ideas...

I think the opening scene is quite good...Any suggestions for a theme tune?

XabbaRus · 07-03-09, 06:27 AM

Just had a thought. You know how in the Band of Brothers mini series each episode followed one main character for the most part, we could do the same here with one mission = one episode. So if you don't mind when we fly a mission could whoever I ask record their track from start to finish and then e-mail me the track..then I can play around with it.

We can also have a general theme...such as Fatty getting rather upset...

Oberon · 07-03-09, 09:14 AM

Sounds like a plan

XabbaRus · 07-03-09, 11:09 AM

Will need a bit of help, trying to figure out a story that can be told mainly by flying...

07-03-09, 04:11 AM	#1
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	lolwaffles - Afrikan Queens - The Movie OK I have decided to start to make a small movie about the lolwaffles... Scene 1 - Two german officers are out looking at the runway, discussing how one of them had overheard the C/O having a heated conversation on the phone about the arrival of the lolwaffles....The german pilot heard "......they destroy lots of planes...." before the door was kicked shut. The pilot tells his friend that this must be good news.... They hear the drone of Ju-52 comes in for landing followed by several 109's... Pilot 1 - "This must be the them....they have their own -52, must be some squadron" Ju-52 taxis off the runway... Pilot 2 - Ya, but that 109 seems a bit fast and low. Raptor's 109 lands hard, bounces then collapses its gear as it skids down the centreline..... Pilot 1 - I think this what the C/O meant about destroying planes..... Suddenly over that tannoy.... "NICHT LANDEN, NICHT LANDED ABRECHAN NICHT LANDEN!!!!!!" Both pilots almost have a heart attack.. Both pilots "Ah schiezer.....they have shultz....!!!!!" End of scene 1. __________________

07-03-09, 04:58 AM	#2
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	It will be hard to have two people saying anything at the same time. First there is the TS delay and second one can hardly understand anything on TS when two people are talking at the same time. Or are we supposed to record the phrases and send them over to you? BTW Am I supposed to talk like I always do or doo ju want ze reel dschörmahn szing? __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

07-03-09, 05:07 AM	#3
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	I think he means recording, so he could edit it into his movie Oh, BTW, I do believe it's 'Scheisse', not 'schiezer' __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-03-09, 06:22 AM	#6
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I do want a smartass though.... I thought we could have fun doing this.....so I'm going to use this thread to put up ideas... I think the opening scene is quite good...Any suggestions for a theme tune? __________________

07-03-09, 06:27 AM	#7
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Just had a thought. You know how in the Band of Brothers mini series each episode followed one main character for the most part, we could do the same here with one mission = one episode. So if you don't mind when we fly a mission could whoever I ask record their track from start to finish and then e-mail me the track..then I can play around with it. We can also have a general theme...such as Fatty getting rather upset... __________________

07-03-09, 09:14 AM	#8
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Sounds like a plan

07-03-09, 11:09 AM	#9
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Will need a bit of help, trying to figure out a story that can be told mainly by flying... __________________