Subsim Crisis!!! Help Save Onkel Neal!!!

nikimcbee · 10-07-06, 01:27 AM

I'm not really Sally Struthers, but I play one @ subsim.com. As you may have heard:
"If the Raiders are not at least 4-4 midway through the season, I'm going to shave my head and join a monestary

"
-Neal Stevens, American Hero

We have an impending crisis on our hands at Subsim.com, as the Oakland Raiders are 48 hours from being 0-4. If this happens, our beloved Neal will be promptly "shaved" and will be living the monastic lifestyle in a drab Siberian monestary. This must not happen!

The Onkel has led us thru the SHII crisis, the Drebbel trial, and various other tumults. Now is the time to return the favor, and save Neal from such a horrible fate. What would the world be like with a bald Onkel? Oh the humanity! If we all cheer for da Raiders, our collective spirit may help the Raiders win atleast one game, maybe, dare I say- two games this year.

Your small donation to subsim.com will not only save a poor Onkel, but will save his daughters the humiliation of having a bald dad. Remember, it's for the kids.

Sally Struthers was not harmed in the typing of this thread.

10-07-06, 01:27 AM	#1
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Neal's new haircut I'm not really Sally Struthers, but I play one @ subsim.com. As you may have heard: "If the Raiders are not at least 4-4 midway through the season, I'm going to shave my head and join a monestary " -Neal Stevens, American Hero We have an impending crisis on our hands at Subsim.com, as the Oakland Raiders are 48 hours from being 0-4. If this happens, our beloved Neal will be promptly "shaved" and will be living the monastic lifestyle in a drab Siberian monestary. This must not happen! The Onkel has led us thru the SHII crisis, the Drebbel trial, and various other tumults. Now is the time to return the favor, and save Neal from such a horrible fate. What would the world be like with a bald Onkel? Oh the humanity! If we all cheer for da Raiders, our collective spirit may help the Raiders win atleast one game, maybe, dare I say- two games this year. Your small donation to subsim.com will not only save a poor Onkel, but will save his daughters the humiliation of having a bald dad. Remember, it's for the kids. Sally Struthers was not harmed in the typing of this thread. __________________ Last edited by nikimcbee; 10-08-06 at 11:13 PM.

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