French Sniper Training at its Finest!!!

SUBMAN1 · 07-31-06, 02:37 PM

kiwi_2005 · 07-31-06, 03:16 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl:

07-31-06, 03:27 PM

Caption:

Hold me, I don't feel comfortable killing people.

kiwi_2005 · 07-31-06, 03:36 PM

What If the enemy is also a sniper, he would have an easy target - and with a bullseye to go with it. Maybe that guy hugging his mate is really used as bait???

I mean he dont look to happy.

Skybird · 07-31-06, 03:38 PM

Funny, but only at first glance. Even breathing is no factor here. It makes sense.Also, if the shooter misses, you have the flamethrower already in position

STEED · 07-31-06, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

Funny, but only at first glance. Even breathing is no factor here. It makes sense.Also, if the shooter misses, you have the flamethrower already in position

If he had his bake beans that is.

SUBMAN1 · 07-31-06, 05:02 PM

Only the French would risk getting shot in the ass. The shooter also has a human shield!

-S

August · 07-31-06, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

Funny, but only at first glance. Even breathing is no factor here. It makes sense.Also, if the shooter misses, you have the flamethrower already in position

Of course, there is a danger of a fart being squeezed out when the guy fires which could cause an unwanted detonation thereby giving away the snipers position.

Yahoshua · 07-31-06, 09:56 PM

Where did you get that photo? It'd make for a great laugh at the Hk website.

TteFAboB · 08-01-06, 06:11 PM

How about a tripod?

In reality, it's a vet having a go at a rookie isn't it? Or they are both rookies and it's Gunnie calling the shots.

P_Funk · 08-01-06, 10:23 PM

I thought that guy with his head in his Sniper's groin didn't look French.

Ok I have figured it out. It is a position used to anger the enemy forces. I imagine that in combat the human bipod would wear a quilt and have his arse pointed at the enemy similar to the Celts of old. A timeless Scottish warfare tactic.

boshunter · 08-01-06, 10:44 PM

"Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse." - William Wallace (Braveheart)

P_Funk · 08-01-06, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by boshunter

"Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse." - William Wallace (Braveheart)

Spot on laddy.

Iceman · 08-03-06, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by boshunter

"Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse." - William Wallace (Braveheart)

Lol:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: what a pic!

07-31-06, 02:37 PM	#1
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kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	:rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

07-31-06, 03:36 PM	#4
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	What If the enemy is also a sniper, he would have an easy target - and with a bullseye to go with it. Maybe that guy hugging his mate is really used as bait??? I mean he dont look to happy. __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

07-31-06, 03:38 PM	#5
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,647 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Funny, but only at first glance. Even breathing is no factor here. It makes sense.Also, if the shooter misses, you have the flamethrower already in position __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

07-31-06, 05:02 PM	#7
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Only the French would risk getting shot in the ass. The shooter also has a human shield! -S __________________

07-31-06, 03:27 PM	#3
waste gate Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Caption: Hold me, I don't feel comfortable killing people.

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Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Where did you get that photo? It'd make for a great laugh at the Hk website. __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

08-01-06, 06:11 PM	#10
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,247 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	How about a tripod? In reality, it's a vet having a go at a rookie isn't it? Or they are both rookies and it's Gunnie calling the shots. __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

08-01-06, 10:23 PM	#11
P_Funk Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Canada, eh? Posts: 2,537 Downloads: 129 Uploads: 0	I thought that guy with his head in his Sniper's groin didn't look French. Ok I have figured it out. It is a position used to anger the enemy forces. I imagine that in combat the human bipod would wear a quilt and have his arse pointed at the enemy similar to the Celts of old. A timeless Scottish warfare tactic. __________________

08-01-06, 10:44 PM	#12
boshunter Swabbie Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 10 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	"Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse." - William Wallace (Braveheart) Last edited by boshunter; 08-01-06 at 10:48 PM.

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