Embarrasing Moments.

U-15 · 01-16-15, 05:00 PM

Things you said or did and wished you hadn't.

I was having my lunchtime pint and chip butty in one of the pubs in Wolverhampton.
Whilst returning my glass to the bar I accidentally nudged a shapely blonde, in tight jeans and long golden hair all the way down her back.

Being a gentleman, I said "sorry love", and the reply came back in a quiet but deep male voice "sorrite", (translated as it's alright).

Making a hasty retreat to the exit I heard his companion, probably his wife, say "See, I told you you should have had your haircut"

mapuc · 01-16-15, 05:16 PM

I had a similar "event"

It happened under my time in the military my friends and I was in some local pub/discotheque. During my visit there I noticed a young blonde woman good looking.

Every time I was at the desk to order a new drink I noticed her and we exhanged eye contact.

Gee maybe I'm lucky and......

Later in the evening I had to visit the men's room and just I opened the door, there stood on two legs holding his.... my blonde good looking woman....

I had nightmares for a whole month...what if.....

Markus

Stealhead · 01-16-15, 06:04 PM

Is this share your awkward transvestite encounters?
I'm possibly still a person of interest in Luxemburg after my encounter with a transvestite bartender.

I knew she was a man or that he was a woman the entire time. Only she made good drinks and my goal for the evening was a bit of heavy intoxication and a visit to the local broth...I mean zoo. Well seems this lady boy bartender put some manner of drug in my drink as I went on a really interesting trip luckly my pals drinks had not been laced so they keep me somewhat contained. I'm told that I destroyed a city police camera which ended a rather interesting evening at the zoo.

The Luxemburg law enforcement never got me for their camera thanks to my cat like skills of evasion which I honed sneaking off base in Turkey. That is another interesting series of tales suffice it to say you can find a lot to do in Istanbul.

Jeff-Groves · 01-16-15, 06:08 PM

Was in a Bar once with friends from High School.
A good looking lady was interested in me but I didn't know her name at the time.
We guys started talking about the girls that were beatches.
I named one I hated alot.
The drink in my face just seconds after that told me who the Good looking Lady was!!

U-15 · 01-16-15, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff-Groves

Was in a Bar once with friends from High School.
A good looking lady was interested in me but I didn't know her name at the time.
We guys started talking about the girls that were beatches.
I named one I hated alot.
The drink in my face just seconds after that told me who the Good looking Lady was!!

Some bitch, wasting a drink

Jimbuna · 01-17-15, 07:17 AM

Written for just such encounters as some of those stated above:

The Kinks - Lola

U505995 · 02-29-16, 09:09 AM

As the title suggests let's hear about some awkward situations.

Oberon · 02-29-16, 09:34 AM

When you have to tell someone that they've spelt their home state wrong....

Catfish · 02-29-16, 09:39 AM

If i begin writing here from own experience, i will probably spend the rest of my life with it

Gerald · 02-29-16, 09:43 AM

Calling starboard wrong side no matter where you are on the boat.

U505995 · 02-29-16, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

When you have to tell someone that they've spelt their home state wrong....

Just noticed that...

Eichhörnchen · 02-29-16, 01:05 PM

When someone tells you we had a thread just like this already

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=217853

Eichhörnchen · 02-29-16, 01:13 PM

I was leaving a shop today where you always get hassled on the way out by a woman selling windows. I was ready for it today and before the girl waiting at the exit could speak, I assured her I didn't need any new windows; mine were all renewed five years ago.

"I can't sell you any windows", she said... I'm a lawyer.

STEED · 02-29-16, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

When someone tells you we had a thread just like this already

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=217853

Must forward that clip to a friend, his wife...........No no no no not for posting here.

Jimbuna · 02-29-16, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

When someone tells you we had a thread just like this already

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=217853

Threads merged.

01-16-15, 05:00 PM	#1
U-15 Soundman Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Cannock Posts: 146 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	Embarrasing Moments. Things you said or did and wished you hadn't. I was having my lunchtime pint and chip butty in one of the pubs in Wolverhampton. Whilst returning my glass to the bar I accidentally nudged a shapely blonde, in tight jeans and long golden hair all the way down her back. Being a gentleman, I said "sorry love", and the reply came back in a quiet but deep male voice "sorrite", (translated as it's alright). Making a hasty retreat to the exit I heard his companion, probably his wife, say "See, I told you you should have had your haircut" __________________ I hope they're still open, I'm bostin for a pint of Banks's U-15 [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

01-17-15, 07:17 AM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,590 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Written for just such encounters as some of those stated above: The Kinks - Lola __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-29-16, 09:09 AM	#7
U505995 Planesman Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Wisconsin, the best state in the union. Posts: 191 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	The awkward situations thread. As the title suggests let's hear about some awkward situations.

02-29-16, 09:39 AM	#9
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,767 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	If i begin writing here from own experience, i will probably spend the rest of my life with it __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

02-29-16, 09:43 AM	#10
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	Calling starboard wrong side no matter where you are on the boat. __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

01-16-15, 05:16 PM	#2
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,541 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	I had a similar "event" It happened under my time in the military my friends and I was in some local pub/discotheque. During my visit there I noticed a young blonde woman good looking. Every time I was at the desk to order a new drink I noticed her and we exhanged eye contact. Gee maybe I'm lucky and...... Later in the evening I had to visit the men's room and just I opened the door, there stood on two legs holding his.... my blonde good looking woman.... I had nightmares for a whole month...what if..... Markus

01-16-15, 06:04 PM	#3
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Is this share your awkward transvestite encounters? I'm possibly still a person of interest in Luxemburg after my encounter with a transvestite bartender. I knew she was a man or that he was a woman the entire time. Only she made good drinks and my goal for the evening was a bit of heavy intoxication and a visit to the local broth...I mean zoo. Well seems this lady boy bartender put some manner of drug in my drink as I went on a really interesting trip luckly my pals drinks had not been laced so they keep me somewhat contained. I'm told that I destroyed a city police camera which ended a rather interesting evening at the zoo. The Luxemburg law enforcement never got me for their camera thanks to my cat like skills of evasion which I honed sneaking off base in Turkey. That is another interesting series of tales suffice it to say you can find a lot to do in Istanbul.

01-16-15, 06:08 PM	#4
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,652 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	Was in a Bar once with friends from High School. A good looking lady was interested in me but I didn't know her name at the time. We guys started talking about the girls that were beatches. I named one I hated alot. The drink in my face just seconds after that told me who the Good looking Lady was!!

02-29-16, 09:34 AM	#8
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	When you have to tell someone that they've spelt their home state wrong....

02-29-16, 01:05 PM	#12
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,401 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	When someone tells you we had a thread just like this already http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=217853 __________________

02-29-16, 01:13 PM	#13
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,401 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I was leaving a shop today where you always get hassled on the way out by a woman selling windows. I was ready for it today and before the girl waiting at the exit could speak, I assured her I didn't need any new windows; mine were all renewed five years ago. "I can't sell you any windows", she said... I'm a lawyer. __________________

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