Do's And Dont's On First Dates (Pictures)

Feuer Frei! · 08-11-11, 04:48 AM

I picked out what I thought were the best of them:

SOURCE

Reece · 08-11-11, 07:05 AM

I don't know what that guy in the first "Don't" is doing, in fact I don't think I want to know!!

TarJak · 08-11-11, 07:06 AM

Its not called an Endoscope for nothing.

Penguin · 08-11-11, 07:34 AM

the family introduction one is great!

Another addition:

Do not tell on the first date that you are a dolphin and the thing with the Red Sea...

heard this from a friend of a relative who met somebody, who said this...

Lord Justice · 08-11-11, 10:18 AM

I find this fascinating as I was on a date on Monday, with a nice young lady. We had lunch it was going well and I took her hand. My charms paid off as we later kissed and played some pool, and have been messaging each other constantly since. We may be meeting up tomorrow.

Herr-Berbunch · 08-11-11, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Its not called an Endoscope for nothing.

In my head it was colonic irrigation, either way - ewwww!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Justice

I find this fascinating as I was on a date on Monday, with a nice young lady. We had lunch it was going well and I took her hand. My charms paid off as we later kissed and played some pool, and have been messaging each other constantly since. We may be meeting up tomorrow.

Nice one centurian!

Jimbuna · 08-11-11, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reece

I don't know what that guy in the first "Don't" is doing, in fact I don't think I want to know!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Its not called an Endoscope for nothing.

LOL

danasan · 08-11-11, 12:14 PM

nikimcbee · 08-11-11, 12:30 PM

So the first don't wasn't a beer bong?

Sailor Steve · 08-11-11, 12:56 PM

I only posted this a few weeks ago, but it seems appropriate for this thread. The first, and still best, essay on this subject.

Lord Justice · 08-12-11, 01:54 PM

Well I do believe my luck is in for tomorrow, I have to meet for second date. Donna arranged it, then she suggested we go to her female friends house for drinks later. She is 34, between size 6- 8 and 5ft 8, wish me luck gents.

Anthony W. · 08-12-11, 02:18 PM

"The trouble with pilots on first dates is that they go on and on about themselves until finally they say, 'But that's enough about me - lets talk about airplanes!'"

Picked that 1 up from an exhibitor at Oshkosh - and I love it because it's true. In fact, I did that. My first time I had dinner with the parents, I spent 3 hours talking to her father (aircraft mechanic) about aviation.

Jimbuna · 08-12-11, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Justice

Well I do believe my luck is in for tomorrow, I have to meet for second date. Donna arranged it, then she suggested we go to her female friends house for drinks later. She is 34, between size 6- 8 and 5ft 8, wish me luck gents.

Going by those measurements best ensure she eats something before she consumes any alcohol....oh and good luck

Lord Justice · 08-12-11, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Going by those measurements best ensure she eats something before she consumes any alcohol....oh and good luck

You are correct very slim, but not drug look, just came off line there, its all planned had a rough year as most know, did meet few since through face book, but this ones a diamond. thank you jim.

Sailor Steve · 08-12-11, 08:50 PM

Best of luck. Sounds like she might be worth the effort.

08-11-11, 04:48 AM	#1
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Do's And Dont's On First Dates (Pictures) I picked out what I thought were the best of them: SOURCE __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

08-11-11, 07:05 AM	#2
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,901 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	I don't know what that guy in the first "Don't" is doing, in fact I don't think I want to know!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

08-11-11, 10:18 AM	#5
Lord Justice Previously 4Para Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Britain Posts: 609 Downloads: 51 Uploads: 0	I find this fascinating as I was on a date on Monday, with a nice young lady. We had lunch it was going well and I took her hand. My charms paid off as we later kissed and played some pool, and have been messaging each other constantly since. We may be meeting up tomorrow. __________________ If you cant be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning!

08-11-11, 12:14 PM	#8
danasan Elite Spam Hunter Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Flensburg / Germany Posts: 1,141 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	__________________ "I invite you to go inside this submergible hole in the water where you can nicely hide from destroyers."

08-11-11, 12:30 PM	#9
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	So the first don't wasn't a beer bong? __________________

08-11-11, 07:06 AM	#3
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Its not called an Endoscope for nothing.

08-11-11, 07:34 AM	#4
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	the family introduction one is great! Another addition: Do not tell on the first date that you are a dolphin and the thing with the Red Sea... heard this from a friend of a relative who met somebody, who said this...

08-11-11, 12:56 PM	#10
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I only posted this a few weeks ago, but it seems appropriate for this thread. The first, and still best, essay on this subject. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-12-11, 01:54 PM	#11
Lord Justice Previously 4Para Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Britain Posts: 609 Downloads: 51 Uploads: 0	Well I do believe my luck is in for tomorrow, I have to meet for second date. Donna arranged it, then she suggested we go to her female friends house for drinks later. She is 34, between size 6- 8 and 5ft 8, wish me luck gents. __________________ If you cant be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning!

08-12-11, 02:18 PM	#12
Anthony W. Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Central Indiana Posts: 850 Downloads: 130 Uploads: 0	"The trouble with pilots on first dates is that they go on and on about themselves until finally they say, 'But that's enough about me - lets talk about airplanes!'" Picked that 1 up from an exhibitor at Oshkosh - and I love it because it's true. In fact, I did that. My first time I had dinner with the parents, I spent 3 hours talking to her father (aircraft mechanic) about aviation. __________________ Sunken Mustangs Proud Ford Mustang owner "Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!" - Admiral David Farragut Run silent - run deep - keep the baffles clear - targets front and center. Private pilot and history buff

08-12-11, 08:50 PM	#15
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Best of luck. Sounds like she might be worth the effort. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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