The Gynecologist Mechanic

GoldenRivet · 04-06-09, 10:47 PM

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50 points... You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50 points."

After a pause, the instructor added,

"I gave you an extra 50 points because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

A Very Super Market · 04-06-09, 10:52 PM

Hee hee. Spam spam spam!

GoldenRivet · 04-06-09, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

Hee hee. Spam spam spam!

i thought it was a pretty good one

A Very Super Market · 04-06-09, 11:11 PM

Oh, I thought it was funny too. But it still is spam

Not that I care

FIREWALL · 04-06-09, 11:33 PM

bookworm_020 · 04-07-09, 12:46 AM

I'm surprised that he didn't become a plumber!

Jimbuna · 04-07-09, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

i thought it was a pretty good one

So did I

.....nice one GR

04-06-09, 10:47 PM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	The Gynecologist Mechanic A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade." "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50 points... You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50 points." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50 points because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career." __________________

04-06-09, 10:52 PM	#2
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Hee hee. Spam spam spam! __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

04-06-09, 11:11 PM	#4
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Oh, I thought it was funny too. But it still is spam Not that I care __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

04-06-09, 11:33 PM	#5
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	__________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

04-07-09, 12:46 AM	#6
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I'm surprised that he didn't become a plumber! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

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