Obama's message of hope and change

[NEON DEON]

I see the Obama fanatics are at it spreading the messages of hope and change.

As in:

I hope I can change the number of states to 48.

I hope I can change Puerto Rico to an independent country by June 1st.

I hope I can change blue collar workers minds after I dissed them.

I hope I can change the popular vote by discounting votes that were actually cast.

I hope I can change the meaning of superdelegates.

I hope I can win large swing states that Clinton has already won.

I hope I can win any large state other than Illinois and change the Texas vote to back me up.

I hope I can change the Electoral College to a caucus so I have at least one point to make towards my electability in November.

I hope I can change Clintons mind and get her to drop out before the SDs realize I cant win in November.