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Ocean Warrior
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![]() ![]() The crew showed slight signs of disappointment, when they realized that the promised strippers turned out to be male. |
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#122 |
Lucky Jack
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![]() ![]() "Has anyone seen the cat?" "Shut up and eat your chicken."
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“You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road |
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#123 |
Rear Admiral
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*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*
Sticky alert! ![]() ![]() "One more thing, Herr Kaleun. On my way here... some of the men... er..." ![]() "Yes, 1WO?" ![]() "An unbelievable incident. The men, they... well..." ![]() "Just say it, man. They peed on you." ![]() "Jawohl, Herr Kaleun." ![]() "Me too. They piss on all the officers' cars, 1WO." ![]() "But, Herr Kaleun..." ![]() "Yes, 1WO?" ![]() "I don't have a car, sir." |
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#124 |
Lucky Jack
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![]() ![]() Let me get this right. It's stick your left food in and shake it all about....
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“You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road |
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Elite Spam Hunter
Join Date: Dec 2009
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#126 |
Chief of the Boat
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#127 |
Rear Admiral
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#128 |
Seer of visions
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Under the surface
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#129 |
Chief of the Boat
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![]() ![]() Your date has arrived Herr Kaleun |
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#130 |
Seasoned Skipper
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![]() Dietrich Schöneboom, U-431 "Es wird klappen, Herr Kaleun. Ganz sicher." |
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#131 |
CINC Pacific Fleet
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Down Under
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![]() ![]() What does it mean to point index finger up?
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Sub captains go down with their ship! |
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#132 |
Rear Admiral
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#133 |
Navy Seal
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#134 |
Elite Spam Hunter
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Flensburg / Germany
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#135 |
Silent Hunter
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