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05-24-19, 05:48 AM | #8416 |
Chief of the Boat
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Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
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05-25-19, 07:01 AM | #8417 |
Chief of the Boat
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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.
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05-25-19, 01:34 PM | #8418 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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THE FRUITS OF VICTORY
AFTER A DAY OF SAILING, I ENJOYED MY WIFE'S CROCKPOT CHICKEN MARENGO AND....EVER THE HISTORY JOCK, REFLECTED 'THERE IS NO 'CHICKEN WATERLOO'....
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05-26-19, 08:04 AM | #8419 |
Chief of the Boat
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
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05-27-19, 07:18 AM | #8420 |
Chief of the Boat
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Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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05-28-19, 06:20 AM | #8421 |
Chief of the Boat
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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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05-29-19, 10:14 AM | #8422 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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EGAD! SOMEBODY AT APPLE READS MY POSTS!
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05-29-19, 01:46 PM | #8423 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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^ you do not expect me to buy ANYTHING from Apple after that spot?
Sorry, i am not hip enough
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05-30-19, 04:54 AM | #8424 |
Chief of the Boat
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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
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05-30-19, 11:33 AM | #8425 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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Counting fingers!! 'Hokey Pokey' is 10 letters!
"U put you put your left leg in; U put your right arm in...and U do the higher count! That's what it's all about!:"
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05-30-19, 04:55 PM | #8426 |
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You can count on your fingers only so far, then you have to count on your toes.
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05-30-19, 05:02 PM | #8427 |
Fleet Admiral
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Under certain circumstances I can count to 21
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05-31-19, 05:30 AM | #8428 |
Chief of the Boat
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Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.
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06-01-19, 09:52 AM | #8429 |
Chief of the Boat
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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
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06-02-19, 07:48 AM | #8430 |
Chief of the Boat
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Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
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