Famous Quotes

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by JSLTIGER

Kirk: Gentlemen, I don't want to interrupt this...mutual admiration society, but I'd like to know where the tribbles are.
McCoy: Tell him, Spock.
Spock: Well it was...Mr. Scott who performed the actual engineering.
Kirk: Mr. Scott. Where. Are. The Tribbles?
Scotty: I used the transporter, Captain.
Kirk: You used the transporter?
Scotty: Aye.
Kirk: Well where did you transport them?
HESITATION
Kirk: Scott you didn't transport them into space, did you?
Scotty: Captain Kirk, that'd be inhuman!
Kirk: Well, where are they?
Scotty: I gave them a very good home, sir.
Kirk: WHERE?
Scotty: I gave 'em to the Klingons, sir.
Kirk: You gave them to the Klingons?
Scotty: Aye, sir. Before they went into warp I transported the whole kit and caboodle into their engine room, where they'll be no tribble at all.

"Captain, I must protest! I am NOT a merry man!" -Worf

::Smashes ukelele on tree, then hands it back to Geordi, who was strumming it:: "Sorry." -Worf

General Chang: "That is the question which preoccupies our people, Captain Kirk. We need breathing room!"
Kirk: "Earth, Hitler, 1938."

"Another war ... must it always be so? How many comrades have we lost in this way? ... Obedience. Duty. Death, and more death ..." - Romulan Commander

"First study the enemy. Seek weakness." - Romulan Commander

"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man." - Klingon Soldier

"History tends to exaggerate." -Col. Green

"Immortality consists largely of boredom." - Zefram Cochrane

"Only a fool fights in a burning house." - Kang (quoting Kahless?)

"You speak of courage. Obviously you do not know the difference between courage and foolhardiness. Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers." - Kor

"The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's historical truth or scientific truth or personal truth. If you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth, then you don't deserve to wear that uniform!" -Captain Jean-Luc Picard

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Pigfish

That might be true for this forum but, "Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."

The master of all quotes:
http://www.angelfire.com/home/pearly...r-quotes1.html

D'oh, you stole my quote!
Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead.

[JSLTIGER]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

"Another war ... must it always be so? How many comrades have we lost in this way? ... Obedience. Duty. Death, and more death ..." - Romulan Commander

"First study the enemy. Seek weakness." - Romulan Commander

"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man." - Klingon Soldier

"History tends to exaggerate." -Col. Green

"Immortality consists largely of boredom." - Zefram Cochrane

"Only a fool fights in a burning house." - Kang (quoting Kahless?)

"You speak of courage. Obviously you do not know the difference between courage and foolhardiness. Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers." - Kor

"The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's historical truth or scientific truth or personal truth. If you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth, then you don't deserve to wear that uniform!" -Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Computer: Level, please.
Scotty: Transporter room.
Computer: Thank you.
Scotty: Up your shaft.

Uhura: Would you look at that!
Kirk: My friends, the great experiment: The Excelsior. Ready for trial runs.
Sulu: She's supposed to have transwarp drive.
Scotty: Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon!
Kirk: Come, come, Mr. Scott. Young minds, fresh ideas. Be tolerant!

Kirk: Klingon Commander, This is Admiral James T. Kirk. I'm alive and well on the planet surface. I know that this will come as a pleasant surprise to you, but our ship was a victim of an "unfortunate accident". Sorry about your crew, but as we say on Earth, c'est la vie.

Scotty: Computer. Computer?
[McCoy hands him a mouse and he speaks into it]
Scotty: Hello, computer.
Dr. Nichols: Just use the keyboard.
Scotty: Keyboard. How quaint.

Dr. Gillian Taylor: Don't tell me, you're from outer space.
Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by JSLTIGER

Computer: Level, please.
Scotty: Transporter room.
Computer: Thank you.
Scotty: Up your shaft.

Uhura: Would you look at that!
Kirk: My friends, the great experiment: The Excelsior. Ready for trial runs.
Sulu: She's supposed to have transwarp drive.
Scotty: Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon!
Kirk: Come, come, Mr. Scott. Young minds, fresh ideas. Be tolerant!

Kirk: Klingon Commander, This is Admiral James T. Kirk. I'm alive and well on the planet surface. I know that this will come as a pleasant surprise to you, but our ship was a victim of an "unfortunate accident". Sorry about your crew, but as we say on Earth, c'est la vie.

Scotty: Computer. Computer?
[McCoy hands him a mouse and he speaks into it]
Scotty: Hello, computer.
Dr. Nichols: Just use the keyboard.
Scotty: Keyboard. How quaint.

Dr. Gillian Taylor: Don't tell me, you're from outer space.
Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.

"If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are." - Picard

"I wonder if the Emperor Honorious watching the Visigoths coming over the seventh hill could truly realize that the Roman Empire was about to fall. This is really just another page of history, isn't it? Will this be the end of our civilization? Turn the page." - Picard

"Let's make sure history never forgets the name...Enterprise." - Picard

"Mr. Worf, villains who twirl their moustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well camouflaged." - Picard again...

"Maybe if we felt any human loss as keenly as we feel one of those close to us, human history would be far less bloody." - Riker

"It's hard to work in groups when you're omnipotent." - 'Q'

"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughtta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -'Q'

"I love a good peep show." - Zefram Cochrane

"Don't try to be a great man, just try to be a man, and let history make its own judgements." - Zehram Cochrane

"You think I want to go to the stars? I don't even like to fly! I take trains." - Zehram Cochrane

"Truth is an excuse for a lack of imagination." - Elim Garak

"Let me tell you something about hu-mons, nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working... but take away their creature comforts deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers... put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same, friendly, intelligent, wonderful people will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don't believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes." - Quark

"Commander Tucker: How many warning shots do Vulcans usually fire?

Vulcan Ambassador Soval: None."

"..." - Morn

[Mustang]

Eleanor Roosevelt
We have to face the fact that either all of us are going to die together or we are going to learn to live together and if we are to live together we have to talk.

R. Buckminster Fuller
In the future, if we are to have a future; either war is obsolete or men are.

“The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.�
Albert. Einstein

[STEED]

“HOW FORTUNATE FOR GOVERNMENTS THAT THE PEOPLE THEY ADMINISTER DON’T THINK� – ADOLF HITLER

That one is true wake up people

[STEED]

I know not with what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones.-Albert Einstein

Please no more world war's

[Mustang]

"To boldly go where No One has gone Before."
-Captain. Jean-Luc Picard.

"One small step for man, one giant leap for man kind."
-Neal Armstrong

"Do or do not, there is no try."
-Yoda

"He who is richest, who is content with the least, for content is in the wealth of nature."
Socrates

"An eye of an eye only ends up making the whole world blind."
-Ghandi

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, will make violant revolution inevitable."
-John F. Kennedy

"The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life."
-John F. Kennedy

"Where there is Love, there is life."
-Ghandi

"The only true wisdom is the knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates

"Only the dead have seen the end of war."
-Plato

No.1 "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
-George. Patton

"This was my wife's favorite quotes list!"
-Roy Mustang

[TLAM Strike]

A couple from Space: Above and beyond...

"Son, I don't think you're going to understand what I have to say. This is Rosayln. You damage her, you damage me, and I will make you walk all 12.6 lightyears back to Fat Anthony's Guitar Parlor in Shreveport, Louisiana to repair a single nick." -Commodore Glen Van Ross [about his guitar]

"The dim glow falling upon the dried blood of Union brothers in the Manassas eve still guides our path. Constellations, hidden by fierce Pacific storms in the Bataan sky remain obscured by rain. The stars - a billion for every life laid down in Vietnam - still shine on us and will guide those who follow." -Lt. Col. Tyrus Cassius "TC" McQueen

[Ishmael]

"Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump." _W.C.Fields

"Know your enemy and know yourself and you will have 10,000 victories."_Sun Tzu in "The Art of War

"A man born to hang ain't gonna die of drowning."_Raymond W. Scott(My father)

"They were so country, you had to rope 'em out of trees to put shoes on 'em."_Raymond W. Scott

[Camaero]

I know this thread is about old, but oh well.

"Human life is truly a short affair. It is better to live doing the things that you like. It is foolish to live within this dream of a world seeing unpleasantness and doing only things that you do not like. But it is important never to tell this to young people as it is something that would be harmful if incorrectly understood. Personally, I like to sleep. And I intend to appropriately confine myself more and more into my living quarters and pass my life away sleeping."

I could go for that right about now.

[geetrue]

"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out." –
Will Rogers (1879-1935)

[U-533]

"Insanity is doing the same thing again and again expecting a different result."
Some dude said this to me... the day before I got better.

[STEED]

WARNING, CROSS YOUR LEGS GUYS..........

Nikita Khrushchev

Berlin is the testicle of the West. When I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin.

[yubba]

Life is like a dogsled team, if you ain't the lead dog the veiw never changes. Yeah my favorite qoute, is we have to pass this bill to see what's in it.