What Will Be Your New Year's Resolution In 2011?

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

That what the Cops said to Dowly...

The heck you're talking about? I'm confused.

[Rockstar]

Originally Posted by Dowly

The heck you're talking about? I'm confused.

Well ya see, Dowly, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

So Dowly, it then stands to reason if you are confused by this it may be you haven't been drinking enough.


(hat tip to Cliff Clavin (Cheers))

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by Dowly

The heck you're talking about? I'm confused.

Age of Consent joke.

Hilarity varies based on jurisdiction.

[antikristuseke]

I think the age of concent there is the same as it is here at 16.

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

I think the age of concent there is the same as it is here at 16.

As I said:

"Hilarity varies based on jurisdiction."

Its 18 in some areas of the US.

[antikristuseke]

Actually screw my previous resolution, I am going to find a better job, **** this. I have allready been here for 24 hours instead of my scheduled 12 and now the person supposed to take over is going to be two hours late.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Rockstar

Well ya see, Dowly, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

So Dowly, it then stands to reason if you are confused by this it may be you haven't been drinking enough.


(hat tip to Cliff Clavin (Cheers))

Classic

[Gerald]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Actually screw my previous resolution, I am going to find a better job, **** this. I have allready been here for 24 hours instead of my scheduled 12 and now the person supposed to take over is going to be two hours late.

You have a few days left to change your mind, but o the other side to work late, every day's food, which you surely appreciate, as well as your wallet will be charged,

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Actually screw my previous resolution, I am going to find a better job, **** this. I have allready been here for 24 hours instead of my scheduled 12 and now the person supposed to take over is going to be two hours late.

Don't jump ship until you have secured your passage on another vessel

[antikristuseke]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Don't jump ship until you have secured your passage on another vessel

Obviously not, I have no interest in going on the dole. The resolution is to find a new job during the next year, not by new years.

[Gerald]

A good decision,

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Obviously not, I have no interest in going on the dole. The resolution is to find a new job during the next year, not by new years.

I hear Vendor is looking for a PA.....you have to work 24 hour shifts which shouldn't prove problematic for you but are you a speed typist?

[Gerald]

[antikristuseke]

I can faceroll on the keyboard with the best of them, but for some reason it all comes out as giberish

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

I can faceroll on the keyboard with the best of them, but for some reason it all comes out as giberish

ROFLMAO