To the citizens of the United States of America - Page 3

Type941 · 03-05-06, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

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Originally Posted by Type941

You didn't win it yourselves guys.

I doesn't say that.

You know perfectly well what it implies, please. The PS is done in the same patronising way as the whole 'reply'.

The Avon Lady · 03-05-06, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Type941

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

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Originally Posted by Type941

You didn't win it yourselves guys.

I doesn't say that.

You know perfectly well what it implies, please.

It infers "how about showing just a bit of appreciation for what the US did for Europe not that very long ago" and nothing more.

Try to keep in mind that this is a parody no less so than the British address to the "Colonialists" at the start of this thread.

In other words: lighten up!

Kapitan · 03-05-06, 11:29 AM

LAMP is slang for giving some one a good slap or more to the point

a good crack in the face, its what i do best

Sir Big Jugs · 03-05-06, 11:37 AM

Better and better, just five spelling mistakes!

Kapitan · 03-05-06, 11:56 AM

Ever heard of a joke where the wife gives the horse three chances then she shoots it?

It goes like this.

How come you have had such a long and happy marrage?
Well it all comes from our hunnymoon, we were horse riding in the grand canyon when her horse stumbled, "Thats one" she said.
Not long after that the horse stumbled again "Thats two" she said.
We rode a little more and then the horse stumbled again "Thats three" and then she pulled out her pistol and shot the horse in the head.

"My darling how could you hurt such a creature i must strongly protest" i replied

"THATS ONE"

And so we lived happily after that point on.

Choker sandwich.

THATS ONE

TLAM Strike · 03-05-06, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kapitain

a good crack in the face, its what i do best

No matter how good you are at something there is always someone better.

Kapitan · 03-05-06, 12:08 PM

that is true TLAM infact i know im not the best ive lost many of my fights but got up again to fight on, its not about beating the utter sh*t out of the person its about self control knowing when to stop and when to carry on, its also about respect.

Every person i have fought wether i win or loose we have respect for each other that is because we have the same ambition to win.

But it is a good thing.

Sir Big Jugs · 03-05-06, 12:13 PM

Because of my own health I will not tell how many spelling mistakes I found in those two replies.

Kapitan · 03-05-06, 12:36 PM

About 16?

Sir Big Jugs · 03-05-06, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Kapitain

About 16?

More

Kapitan · 03-05-06, 01:17 PM

25 ?

Sir Big Jugs · 03-05-06, 01:19 PM

26 to be precise.

TLAM Strike · 03-05-06, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ChokerSandwich

Because of my own health I will not tell how many spelling mistakes I found in those two replies.

There were mistakes in mine? The quote part dosn't count! :P

GT182 · 03-05-06, 02:17 PM

Here's to it to do it, if you don't get to it to do it again.

gdogghenrikson · 03-05-06, 07:35 PM

1. ??

2. ??

3. ??

4. OK this one I agree with

5. There is no such thing as "US English. THERE IS NOW

6. Over my dead body

7. *see answer 6

8. I agree

9. Over my dead body

10. ??

11. not gunna happen

12. Over my dead body

13. ??

14. ??

15. not gunna happen

16. ??

17. You will cease playing American "football." ...Over my dead body

18. not gunna happen

19. ??

20. not gunna happen

03-05-06, 11:29 AM	#33
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,134 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	LAMP is slang for giving some one a good slap or more to the point a good crack in the face, its what i do best __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

03-05-06, 11:37 AM	#34
Sir Big Jugs Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 895 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 0	Better and better, just five spelling mistakes! __________________

03-05-06, 11:56 AM	#35
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,134 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	Ever heard of a joke where the wife gives the horse three chances then she shoots it? It goes like this. How come you have had such a long and happy marrage? Well it all comes from our hunnymoon, we were horse riding in the grand canyon when her horse stumbled, "Thats one" she said. Not long after that the horse stumbled again "Thats two" she said. We rode a little more and then the horse stumbled again "Thats three" and then she pulled out her pistol and shot the horse in the head. "My darling how could you hurt such a creature i must strongly protest" i replied "THATS ONE" And so we lived happily after that point on. Choker sandwich. THATS ONE __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

03-05-06, 12:08 PM	#37
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,134 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	that is true TLAM infact i know im not the best ive lost many of my fights but got up again to fight on, its not about beating the utter sht out of the person its about self control knowing when to stop and when to carry on, its also about respect. Every person i have fought wether i win or loose we have respect for each other that is because we have the same ambition to win. But it is a good thing. __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond* Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

03-05-06, 12:13 PM	#38
Sir Big Jugs Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 895 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 0	Because of my own health I will not tell how many spelling mistakes I found in those two replies. __________________

03-05-06, 12:36 PM	#39
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,134 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	About 16? __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

03-05-06, 01:17 PM	#41
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,134 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	25 ? __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

03-05-06, 01:19 PM	#42
Sir Big Jugs Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 895 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 0	26 to be precise. __________________

03-05-06, 02:17 PM	#44
GT182 Ocean Warrior Join Date: May 2005 Location: New Castle of Delaware Posts: 3,231 Downloads: 658 Uploads: 0	Here's to it to do it, if you don't get to it to do it again. __________________ Gary No Borders, No Language, No Culture =s No Country I'm a Deplorable, and proud of it.

03-05-06, 07:35 PM	#45
gdogghenrikson Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2005 Location: USA Posts: 978 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Re: To the citizens of the United States of America 1. ?? 2. ?? 3. ?? 4. OK this one I agree with 5. There is no such thing as "US English. THERE IS NOW 6. Over my dead body 7. *see answer 6 8. I agree 9. Over my dead body 10. ?? 11. not gunna happen 12. Over my dead body 13. ?? 14. ?? 15. not gunna happen 16. ?? 17. You will cease playing American "football." ...Over my dead body 18. not gunna happen 19. ?? 20. not gunna happen __________________ And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown.

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