Embarrasing Moments. - Page 3

Oberon · 02-12-15, 06:44 AM

Not a personal one, but still embarrassing I'd wager.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31431596

Jimbuna · 02-12-15, 08:28 AM

I always remember this one of President Ford

Oberon · 02-12-15, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I always remember this one of President Ford

Tony had a good trip once too:

Eichhörnchen · 02-12-15, 11:03 AM

Jimbuna · 02-12-15, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Tony had a good trip once too:

Elton took it like a man without a tantrum for a change...

Eichhörnchen · 03-18-15, 08:01 AM

My old mum caught me doing something once (not that; she never caught me doing that).

I got home from the pub, late, no key. Never mind, I'll climb through the little window at the side: I had my beer-goggles on so it wouldn't be a problem. Only one thing though: windows all freshly painted today. Mustn't get paint on new jeans.

Off they came, but as I was halfway in, teetering half-naked on the tiny ledge, the light came on and there she was, all tiny in her dressing-gown and slippers, regarding me with those half-closed eyes.

Harvs · 03-20-15, 04:27 AM

When I was 19 I was working in a Veterans Hospital in the laundry, I bent over to push a laundry trolley up a ramp and put out a disc in my lower back, I was sent to the staff doctor and was told to take a seat and wait for my turn, the waiting area was full of young nurses just starting and had to have a medical for employment, I gingerly sat on the edge of the seat and pushed myself back so I could support my back, what sounded like a brontosaurus farting filled the room as my bum slid along the vinyl seat cushion, looking up, every eye was on me, who will believe me if I said it was the chair? I looked back down at the floor and didn't make eye contact with anyone till my name was called.

Eichhörnchen · 03-20-15, 05:59 AM

that deserves three

Jimbuna · 03-20-15, 07:12 AM

Try performing Traffic Directing/Point Duty on a busy road junction in high winds...your cap is blown off and you hear your trousers tear in the rear as a bend down to pick it up, you radio your predicament and a few squad cars park up just down the way to sit and peer at your embarrassment.

Jeff-Groves · 03-20-15, 07:18 AM

Did I miss the embarrassment of 'Borrowing a Limo'?

Jimbuna · 03-20-15, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff-Groves

Did I miss the embarrassment of 'Borrowing a Limo'?

ROFLMAO

I'm surprised Steve or you haven't posted that

Wolferz · 03-20-15, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

ROFLMAO

I'm surprised Steve or you haven't posted that

Delayed the funeral did it?

Jimbuna · 03-21-15, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Delayed the funeral did it?

No but it almost prevented me from attending the Meet

STEED · 03-21-15, 07:56 AM

Thank God You're Here -

Billy Connolly on the perfect excuse if your caught having a quick one.

Tango589 · 03-21-15, 08:19 AM

I'll have to bear that in mind. I mean, erm...

02-12-15, 08:28 AM	#32
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,203 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I always remember this one of President Ford __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-12-15, 11:03 AM	#34
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,493 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Kinnock's was the best:

03-18-15, 08:01 AM	#36
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,493 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Just remembered this: My old mum caught me doing something once (not that; she never caught me doing that). I got home from the pub, late, no key. Never mind, I'll climb through the little window at the side: I had my beer-goggles on so it wouldn't be a problem. Only one thing though: windows all freshly painted today. Mustn't get paint on new jeans. Off they came, but as I was halfway in, teetering half-naked on the tiny ledge, the light came on and there she was, all tiny in her dressing-gown and slippers, regarding me with those half-closed eyes. __________________

03-20-15, 04:27 AM	#37
Harvs Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Noonamah,Darwin Posts: 769 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	When I was 19 I was working in a Veterans Hospital in the laundry, I bent over to push a laundry trolley up a ramp and put out a disc in my lower back, I was sent to the staff doctor and was told to take a seat and wait for my turn, the waiting area was full of young nurses just starting and had to have a medical for employment, I gingerly sat on the edge of the seat and pushed myself back so I could support my back, what sounded like a brontosaurus farting filled the room as my bum slid along the vinyl seat cushion, looking up, every eye was on me, who will believe me if I said it was the chair? I looked back down at the floor and didn't make eye contact with anyone till my name was called. __________________ *You cannot kill that which cannot be hit.* [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Intel Core i7-2600K CPU @ 3.40GHz Liquid cooled NVIDIA GeForce GTX650 TiBOOST X2 in SLI 16GB RAM Windows 7 Home Premium SP1 64BIT ASUS MAXIMUS V GENE Motherboard

03-20-15, 05:59 AM	#38
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,493 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	that deserves three __________________

02-12-15, 06:44 AM	#31
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Not a personal one, but still embarrassing I'd wager. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31431596

03-20-15, 07:12 AM	#39
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,203 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Try performing Traffic Directing/Point Duty on a busy road junction in high winds...your cap is blown off and you hear your trousers tear in the rear as a bend down to pick it up, you radio your predicament and a few squad cars park up just down the way to sit and peer at your embarrassment. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-20-15, 07:18 AM	#40
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,658 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	Did I miss the embarrassment of 'Borrowing a Limo'?

03-21-15, 07:56 AM	#44
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Thank God You're Here - Billy Connolly on the perfect excuse if your caught having a quick one. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-21-15, 08:19 AM	#45
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,378 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	I'll have to bear that in mind. I mean, erm... __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

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