2010 Subsim Fantasy Football Reports

[mookiemookie]

Show me them BP Badass killers! Wooooooooooooo!

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by mookiemookie

Show me them BP Badass killers! Wooooooooooooo!

Jeebus, how are we going to live with mookie now?

Hey kid, catch:

[Gut Wrench]

BADASSES CRACKED
With a Monday Night Mookie.


Week Ten in the Subsim Football league, and let's just come straight out and say it, what happened in Washington Monday night? Let's start with the "Big Dog" Michael Vick. Playing with the the 2-7 South West Rockets, Vick came out of the pack and ran down a 40 point lead by the Reapers. From nowhere, and with a line of plus 40 at Neal's Casino and Little Girls Candyshop, the Rockets started their #4 pick, to win 120 - 107, and hold the balance of power in three other games in the league.

Since the start of the season, Mookie and his team, Show Me Your TD's have had heartbreaking losses. Sitting near the bottom of the Sub Simmers division, the TD's were matched up against the seeming invincible 9-0 BP Badasses. In a back and forth battle, the lead changed five times until we got to Monday night. With Vick throwing to anyone, DeSean Jackson of the Badasses and Akers of the TD's were the only players left on the field by the start of the third quarter. When Akers nailed the 49 field goal, the 72 Dolphins were cheering, the TD's held, ending the Badasses immaculate season, 111-108. What could the TD's record be if luck had fallen their way early? Possibly 7-3, but instead, they advance to 4-6.

By Monday night the Really Ded Poets had scored all their points, and divisional opponents, the Mudville Nine only had their kicker Graham Gano of the Redskins to play. Even though Vick was the star, Gano kicked 4 points after touchdown, but it wasn't enough, eventually losing to the Ded Poets 93 - 90.

The losses to league and divisional leaders, the Bp Badasses and the Mudville Nine compressed the Sub Simmers division, and even though the Wild Boston Terriers finally got their second win against the flailing Broncolo's 82-74, those losses only benefit teams that had implosions.

The first implosion, begun with the Helmand Nighthawks and the Takky Glue match up. After having publicly declaring last week that he needed a win or his season was over, the Nighthawks fall to their fourth straight loss, dropping to 4-6. The Takky Glue advance to 6-4, but, with all the teams in the Surface Skimmers division taking wins off each other, Mr. Chris and the Nighthawks are still in the hunt for the post season.

Helping them out was the Australian Taipans who imploded for their third straight loss. In week 1 they destroyed the defending champions the Dragons, who brutally returned the favor 115 - 90. Ever so quietly the Dragons have advanced to 6-4, one game short of Every Given Sunday, who hosted the third implosion of the Green Beans, 125 - 85.

Each week, the Associated Subsim Writers (ASW) will nominated their Most Valuable Torpedo (MVT) of the week, the single player who proved decisive in their teams performance.

In Week ten, there could only be one choice, and the South West Rockets become the first team to repeat MVT in the season. For the effort of 333 yards, 80 rushing yards, 4 passing TD's and 2 rushing TD's, for a massive 51.16 points, it could only be the "Big Dog", Michael Vick (even though there were text messages from Coach Mookie's personal cell phone asking that he be voted the MVT).




Advance warning: next Monday night's Fantasy Football report will be coming live from a Press Box at Qualcomm Stadium. It may be a little late, and possibly beer flavored.

[mookiemookie]

Originally Posted by Gut Wrench

In Week ten, there could only be one choice, and the South West Rockets become the first team to repeat MVT in the season. For the effort of 333 yards, 80 rushing yards, 4 passing TD's and 2 rushing TD's, for a massive 51.16 points, it could only be the "Big Dog", Michael Vick (even though there were text messages from Coach Mookie's personal cell phone asking that he be voted the MVT).

Mike Wallace and his 8 receptions for 136 yards and 2 TDs would like to lodge a formal complaint for this week's MVT!

[Takeda Shingen]

Congratulations, mookie. You've had a rough season, and I can't think of a bigger and more deserved win for you.

[mr chris]

I bench Brady and he has his game of the season.

[mookiemookie]

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Congratulations, mookie. You've had a rough season, and I can't think of a bigger and more deserved win for you.

Thanks. I've had some heartbreakers this season. Like the man said - imagine if a couple of those early season 1 pointers had gone my way.

Ah well. It's all in good fun.

[Gut Wrench]

FIRST ASS TO THE POST SEASON
Doggies Get a Much Needed Win To Stay Alive.


Week Eleven in the Subsim Football league, and it doesn't matter how much Coach Mookie wants the weekly MVT Award to be given to Mike Wallace, it couldn't help him against the Australian Taipans this week. "Getting sick of leaving 70 points on the bench," Coach Mookie proclaimed at the post game press conference, before storming off to beat up Steven Johnson and Patrick Crayton.

Last week, the BP Bassases were brought back to earth with their first loss. This week, they managed to put a crack down the center of the Mudville Nine in their top of the table clash. The win of 107 - 86 ensures the Badasses a position in the Championship Round as the highest seeded team.

Elsewhere in the Sub Simmers division, the Really Ded Poets accounted for the Broncolo's, who in the last few week have been running the exact same team of corpses out on to the field. The win by the Poets moves them to 7 -4, leap frogging ahead of the Mudville Nine with their loss.

Over in the Surface Skimmers Division, the top four teams all won, while the Helmand Nighthawks continue to vie for first pick of the draft with their sixth loss. The Dragons and Nighthawks fought a close battle, with the Nighthawks finishing early with 76 points. The Dragons were depending on the Charger defense to get them over the line, and putting 5 sacks on helped them to ease ahead. Final score, Dragons 85, Nighthawks 76, and the Dragons move to 7 - 4. The Takky Glue easily accounted for the South West Rockets 99 - 49, eliminating the Rockets from the Post Season and moving the Glue to 7 - 4 also.

Divisional leaders Every Given Sunday needed everything they had in reserve in their game against the Reapers. With more than 225 points between the two teams, it would be Fred Jackson of Buffalo (who would have thought it) that would push EGS to the 119 - 108 win.

After having some dismal performances, The Wild Boston Terriers finally post some big points, getting their third win of the season by making it back to back wins. In the Surface Skimmers divisional game, the Terriers rolled over the Green Beans 106 - 76.

So the table as we head into the last weeks of the regular season looks like this. The divisional winners and the top two seeds advance to the Championship Round, while the next four go to the Consolation Round.

1. BP Badasses 10 - 1 (Assured Championship round)
2. Every Given Sunday 8-3
3. Ded Poets 7 - 4
4. Dragons 7 - 4
5. Takky Glue 7 - 4
6. Mudville Nine 6 - 5
7. Australian Taipans 6 - 5
8. Reapers 5 - 6

On the bubble:

9. Show Me Your TD's, 4 - 7
10. Helmand Nighthawks 4 - 7
11. Broncolo's 4 - 7
12. Wild Boston Terrier 3 - 8
13. Green Beans 3 - 8

Each week, the Associated Subsim Writers (ASW) will nominated their Most Valuable Torpedo (MVT) of the week, the single player who proved decisive in their teams performance. And it won't be Mike Wallace.

In Week Eleven, the Associated Subsim Writers are pleased to present, for the effort of 301 yards, 4 passing TD's, and 21 rushing yards, for a score of 34.57, Aaron Rodgers of the Wild Boston Terriers, the Week Eight MVT.





Left the game in the last quarter to beat the traffic.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Congratulations, mookie. You've had a rough season, and I can't think of a bigger and more deserved win for you.

Rough season... okay Sally struthers.

[Aramike]

Really? I NEVER get a MVT award!!!

[mookiemookie]

Originally Posted by Gut Wrench

"Getting sick of leaving 70 points on the bench," Coach Mookie proclaimed at the post game press conference, before storming off to beat up Steven Johnson and Patrick Crayton.

The beating is solely reserved for Randy Moss.

Cincy had a decent passing D up until yesterday. Moss was playing a soft Washington secondary and Fisher said he'd be more involved!

My fake football team has just as many heartbreakers as Houston's real one.

[ReallyDedPoet]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Rough season... okay Sally struthers.

[Gut Wrench]

HEARTBREAK AND THRILLERS
The Close Scores Continue.


Week Twelve and if you want thrilling football, heartbreaking wins and another Coach complaining they didn't get an MVT (despite winning the MVT weeks prior) then Welcome to the Subsim Football League. Let's start with some of the better matches of the weekend.

In the first of the Toilet Bowl games, the Wild Boston Terriers were hosting the heartbreak losers of the year, Show Me Your TD's. McBee's franchise QB Aaron Rodgers came out and threw for over 344 yards, and despite Mookie's QB Phillip Rivers only scoring 3 points, it was all on the shoulders of Peyton Hillis, lifting the blouse up so we got a real good look at just how rounded the TD's are. Final score, Show Me Your TD's 115 Wild Boston Terriers 85. The end result breathes life in Mookie's season as he stays alive in the run to the post season.

The Reapers have been involved in some interesting games this year, and their week 12 match is no exception, up against the Broncolo's, trying to stop their five week loosing skid. The Reapers came out and scored a modest 86 points and watched as the Boncolo's slowly closed in. On Monday night, it was down to a five point game with the Broncolo's still to run Frank Gore. Gore ran 52 yards before injury forced him out, allowing the Reapers to win 86.86 - 86.15. Another close one again for the Reapers (their fourth) but we're not done yet.

The thriller of the week, early season favorites Helmand Nighthawks came out on Thursday night and scored 99 points with Tom Brady, Wes Walker and Jason Whitten. The Australian Taipans gave up having only scored 39 points, but, Chris Johnson forgot to show up in Houston, so did Vincent Jackson did in Indianapolis, and suddenly, the Taipans had run down the Nighthawks. With two catches to Vernon Davis, the Taipans come back from a record 60 points behind to finally win the game 106.39 - 103.57. If Whitten had one more yard, the Nighthawks would have stopped their seven game losing streak.

Elsewhere in the league, the BP Badasses continue to dominate, as they head towards 1500 points for the season, 200 points ahead of the nearest team. If you wanna beat The Badasses, you have got to have everyone scoring, and unfortunately for the Really Ded Poets, Mike Williams was on the same bus as Chris Johnson. The Badasses roll the Poets (did another coach mention MVT and loose?) 140 - 112.

Slowly but surely, the Dragons have put together a winning streak of 3 games, rolling over the gallant South West Rockets, who will fight out first pick of the draft with the Wild Boston terriers. The Dragons beat up on the Rockets 121 - 98, helped by their San Diego defense scoring 26 points.

Every Given Sunday became the second team to assure them self a post season appearance, when they edged the Takky Glue 83 - 54. The EGS stay in control of the Surface Skimmers division at 9 - 3, one game ahead of the Dragon at 8 - 4, whom they meet next week. Should the Dragons win, the divisional winner will not be decided until the following week, where EGS could be relying on other games to win the division.

So the table as we head into the second last week of the regular season looks like this. The divisional winners and the top two seeds advance to the Championship Round, while the next four go to the Consolation Round.

1. BP Badasses 11 - 1 (Divisional Winner, assured Championship round)
2. Every Given Sunday 9-3 (Assured post season appearance)
3. Dragons 8 - 4
4. Takky Glue 7 - 5
5. Ded Poets 7 - 5
6. Mudville Nine 7 - 5
7. Australian Taipans 7 - 5
8. Reapers 6 - 6

On the bubble:

9. Show me Your TD's 5 - 7
10. Broncolo's 4 - 8
11. Helmand Nighthawks 4 - 8

Each week, the Associated Subsim Writers (ASW) will nominated their Most Valuable Torpedo (MVT) of the week, the single player who proved decisive in their teams performance. And it won't be a Really Ded Poet as they won it six weeks ago.

The Associated Subsim Writers are pleased to present, for the effort of 131 rushing yards, 3 TD's, 6 receptions for 68 yards, for a score of 38.70, Peyton Hillis of Show me Your TD's the Week Twelve MVT.

[mr chris]

My punt on Vincent Jackson just sums up my season.

[mookiemookie]

Originally Posted by mr chris

My punt on Vincent Jackson just sums up my season.

Could have been worse. You could have drafted Randy Moss in the first round and Shonn Greene in the second.