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#4096 |
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I joined the Weight Watchers dieting club last week. I’m just starting to find my feet at the moment.
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#4097 |
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I was in the park the other day wondering why radio controlled air-planes get bigger the closer they get, and then it hit me.
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#4098 |
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Yo mama is so ugly that she needs two tickets to visit the zoo
One to get in One to get out
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#4099 |
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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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#4100 |
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Just been told by my psychiatrist that i’m bipolar. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
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#4101 |
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Yo mama is so fat when she walks backwards she’s legally required to make a beeping noise.
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#4102 |
Fleet Admiral
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Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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#4103 |
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Can’t believe how awesome my new pet goldfish is. Just found out that if you put it on the carpet it can actually do break dancing.
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#4104 |
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Whoever said money doesn’t grow on trees has obviously never grown weed.
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#4105 |
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Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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#4106 |
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The following conversation took place this morning.
Me: Sorry boss can’t come in today my car has broken down. Boss: What about the bus? Me: I don’t have a bus.
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#4107 |
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Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
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#4108 |
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If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?
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#4109 |
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Yo mama is so stupid, she ate my homework because I said it was a piece of cake!
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#4110 |
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Just made a new website for orphans, there’s no homepage.
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