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09-01-11, 07:00 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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 I've never driven one of these things before...have you?
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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09-22-11, 09:34 AM
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Seer of visions
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Me neither, herr Kaleun, is it important?
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09-22-11, 09:41 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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I spy with my little eye...
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09-22-11, 09:52 AM
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Seer of visions
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(Lt in the back) They are in love, I'm sure. See them mumbling and being nice to each other.
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09-23-11, 05:33 AM
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Swabbie
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- Do you think Lt. Werner suspects anything, Herr Kaleun? - If anything, he's jealous, judging by the way he looks at you. You can almost see the little hearts in his sigh.
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 Bernard. You just gotta love 'im, bless the poor wretch. La shai'a waqi'un mutlaq bal kullun mumkin. Kaleun Jürgen Petersen - Kommandant der "Ugly" |
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09-23-11, 07:20 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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A small piece of advice...never expose your rear end towards him, always keep it up against a bulkhead!!
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09-23-11, 09:03 AM
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Lucky Jack
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
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This patrol Sparky back there will find out what "Lube the Tube" means.
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09-23-11, 03:54 PM
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Fleet Admiral
 
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Chief, I'm concerned about the homoerotic inuendo in this thread. Can you fire Werner out the aft tube as soon as possible please? |
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09-23-11, 03:55 PM
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Rear Admiral
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Well, you know what they say, Herr Kaleun... innuendo and out the other. |
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09-23-11, 03:56 PM
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Fleet Admiral
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09-23-11, 04:09 PM
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Eternal Patrol
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We must have ticked Peterson off. I hear we are going to be stuck in these positions for the rest of the movie.
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09-23-11, 04:25 PM
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Rear Admiral
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 I don't know, guys. Something about this doesn't feel right. Captain Stubing seems nice enough, but that cruise director is just a little too perky... |
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09-23-11, 04:31 PM
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Chief of the Boat
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If this flogging is overly harsh I'm contacting the Actors Guild!!
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09-23-11, 04:32 PM
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Eternal Patrol
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You know, gentlemen, someday we'll look back on all this and laugh.
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09-23-11, 04:54 PM
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Rear Admiral
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Bad news, LI... all the staterooms are booked. It looks like you'll have to bunk with 'Buna and TarJak. |
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