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06-04-21, 01:35 PM | #3046 |
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A dung beetle goes into a bar and asks, "Yo, is this stool taken?"
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06-04-21, 01:37 PM | #3047 |
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Is it just me?
I always thought that Gonorrhea would have been a good name for an anti-diarrhea drug.
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06-05-21, 05:54 AM | #3048 |
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The inventor of Auto Correct is a stupid mass hole. He can fake right off.
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06-05-21, 08:01 AM | #3049 |
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Mama kangaroo is jumping along the bush. Suddenly, a small penguin peeks out of her pouch, vomits and says, “Damn this student exchange!”
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06-06-21, 09:52 AM | #3050 |
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“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”
“Oh is she an alcoholic?” “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”
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06-06-21, 09:52 AM | #3051 |
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Why is women’s soccer so rare?
It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
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06-07-21, 11:26 AM | #3052 |
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Wife calls her mother: "Today I fought so much with my husband. I am coming to live with you again.
Mother: "No. He should pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you."
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06-07-21, 11:27 AM | #3053 |
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Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”
Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?” Doctor: “Every two hours.”
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06-08-21, 10:22 AM | #3054 |
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Why did my washing machine stop pumping out water?
And more importantly, where is my hamster?
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06-08-21, 10:24 AM | #3055 |
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Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roast beef. Please call the manager! “
Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
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06-09-21, 11:05 AM | #3056 |
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“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”
“Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.” “And smart, too!”
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06-09-21, 11:06 AM | #3057 |
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Do you know why women aren’t allowed in space?
To avoid scenarios like: "Houston, we have a problem!" "What is the problem?" "Yeah, great, pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about!"
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06-09-21, 04:17 PM | #3058 |
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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?
The location of the dirtbag.
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06-10-21, 01:01 PM | #3059 |
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How do you know the ocean greets you?
It waves.
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06-10-21, 01:02 PM | #3060 |
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A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”
The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know the woman!”
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