SSN KURSK was down by US SSN Memphis !!!

[Rip]

Just goes to show how gullable people are.

It was actually a bomb planted in the shipyard. We plant them on all the Russian and Chinese ships. Got carried away and detonated by accident.

Sometimes it is hard to tell what their intentions are, being so poorly trained and the ships being so noisy and failure prone. If in doubt we just go ahead and blow them up. If we could just get more linguists so we can translate what we listen to over the microphones that we plant when we plant the bombs this would probably happen less.

Personally I am for planting smaller explosives to just disable the power plants. I mean we shouldn't take advantage of them just because we are so far more advanced. Right?

[SquidB]

No....can...not...resist...must...reply....to...th is.....thread.

Ok the Kursk sank...(killing mind you all those on board) and we speculate on whether it was an accident or something more juicy.

Guess what....Ill bet my mortgage none of you knows what really happend. Also that speculation wont bring the poor fukkers on that boat back.

e=Luv you all, but hell this isnt the latest stargate episiode.
PS...I am rather pissed ( USA=drunk) so calm down :|\

[Bellman]

Wonder what it is about this forum that attracts the 'Wind-up' merchants.

Reaction ?

[Kapitan]

for a start kursk is not an SSN she is classified as SSGN (cruise missile submarine)

secondly theres no way she could have been involved ina collission siesmic evidence states that

a collission with a western submarine would have been serious if not fatal for the western boat at the time of the accident kursk was moving close to 20 knots if any vessel hit kursk im pretty sure it be the wester navy launching the rescue mission.

kursk wieghs 24,000 tonnes that 8000tonnes more than an ohio so thats like 2 los angeles and an ohio put together and you still dont get the total wieght.

any submarine western that is came into contact with kursk at that speed would have been flattend ie seriously damaged and would have had to surface right inside the russian battle group (suicidal)

we would have know immediatly if a western boat had been involvolved in sinking kursk the russians would have borded and ceased the western submarine and if the western crew resisted the sub would have been sunk

(standing orders states any forign vessel monitering exercises or such can be borded if it has cause an accident or serious damage or killed or fired a torpedo at another vessel it goes on to say if during bording the crew resists then all units are cleard to open fire)

with 16 ASW ships and a air craft carrier full of ASW helicopters and cruisers destroyers ect it be total suicide

as for collission jamming torpedo into tube i think not the highest toredo tube on the sub is some 10 feet from where the main blast took place (torpedo in lower tube caused disaster probly from tube number 3 533cm)

kursk was designed to take serious damage and still survive she was designed to take a direct hit with two compartments flooded and serious hull damage and yet still come home so a collission with this submarine would probly do extencive damage but nothing as serious enough to sink her

according to reports and my big red file thats jam packed with things on the kursk (about 700 pages worth) the only senario that fits is the one of a torpedo explosion onboard

as for ramming another sub then opening the outer door is total bolla*s you would never shoot a torpedo at point blank 1) wouldnt enable 2) you'd kill yourself

[Bellman]

Guess that takes care of ithe topic Mein Kapitain.

There is still need for a further formal enquirey.

It is a matter of great concern that possibly 'under the influence' of
those authorities that carefully oversee 'delicate matters' certain issues have been quietly side-lined.

Questions must be answered :-

Where has Lennie and co gone ?
Why were they spirited away ?
What harm had they done ?
Were those colours significant ?
Conspiracy theorists suggest links to Chernobyl ?
Has there been a humour by-pass ?

We expect more 'Out of Russia' particularly when avator competition is reaching new heights.
Now hard on the heels of the MS Penguin Slapper and the Gobbling Shark we have the wonderful
Captain Courage avator to be seen over at the NCHQ forum.

Yes its a Prussian Gerbel with bazooka - it dont get better

[Kapitan]

lmao bellman

your a great guy and glad your part of the forum as for kursk im always digging into it asking about and around but its going to be a long time before anything comes of it all

as for lennie he is back with avengance

[Bellman]

Very neat.

Looks like a telescope but, am very suspicious that it may be a vodka bottle.

Anyways top marks for style Mein Kapitain. :|\

[Kapitan]

cheers bellman

[Bellman]

:rotfl: They just get better.

[Kapitan]

lol yup

[Sea Demon]

Hey Kapitain and Bellman......you guys need to get a room.

Sea Demon

[Kapitan]

im so sorry to break you heart bellman but im taken i have a girl friend

psst just hope she dont find out about us

[Bellman]

:rotfl:

Hey the wife and family will just love those sheep

Sea Demon - you have a developed/warped imagination.

[Sea Demon]

Originally Posted by The Bellman

:rotfl:
Sea Demon - you have a developed/warped imagination.

[Konovalov]

Originally Posted by Sea Demon

Hey Kapitain and Bellman......you guys need to get a room.

Sea Demon

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Now this conspiracy theory Kurk sinking thread has taken on some real credibility finally.