Female orgasm.

[limkol]

I remember hearing a lyric years ago :

"He makes love like a footballer...........he dribbles before he shoots"

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Oberon

:rotfl:

Do you have a book on your desk with these in or something Jim?

I just make them up as I go along

A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he's perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.
"Son, there's been a bit of a mix-up," admits the surgeon. "I'm afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis."
"What?" gasps the patient. "You mean I'll never experience another erection?"
"Oh, you might," the surgeon reassures him. "Just not yours."


Two little children are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day.

The first child leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'

The second child says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.'

The first child says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jelly and Ice Cream. It's a breeze.'

The second child then asks, 'What are you here for?'

The first child says, 'A circumcision.'

'Whoa!' the second child replies. 'Good luck, man. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year.'


Did you hear about the baby who was born with no eyelids, and the doctors had to take his foreskin from his circumcision and make eyelids for him?

The kid is going to be alright, he's just going to be a little cock-eyed!

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by Spike88

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years.

You should have told her that "it" only happens after she cleans the house and fixes dinner.

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