A subsim prime minister

[FIREWALL]

You had my vote heading for you K.P. until you added that limited caliber part.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

You had my vote heading for you K.P. until you added that limited caliber part.

Ahbutyousee, the fine print would say "88mm and below"

[baggygreen]

Hrm... i take firewall more for a 155mm man myself..

[Dowly]

Happy Times

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Originally Posted by baggygreen

Hrm... i take firewall more for a 155mm man myself..

Until the viagra wears off. OH! Giggity-gig-gig-gig!

[baggygreen]

firewalls an israeli pilot now?? cool!


I cant believe you went there..:rotfl:

[FIREWALL]

Oh God!!! Why didn't I just vote and keep my mouth shut.

When will I ever learn to stay out of politics. :p

[Letum]

Why Can't we vote for Neal?!
I vote for Neal!

[bookworm_020]

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

• I would stop the influx of spammers by parking GWX veterans in the waters around Subsim
• I would introduce tax-breaks for all those with over 1500 posts
• I would send elite_hunter to Belgrade to make good on all his promises of Serbian independence
• Scrap the green tax and start taxing coal-guzzling Asia
• Serial rapists, mass murderers and convicted terrorists are all subject to a mandatory 250 year prison sentence aboard the KP Floating Prison Compound Alpha. This compound will be funded using the UK government's paychecks
• Gun control is strict, but those with a clean criminal record and who have passed rugged suitability tests will be able to purchase a firearm of limited calibre
• Government incentives for home-brewers who apply for a public house sales license
• No papers - no entry

There are more

You just got my vote!

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by Letum

Why Can't we vote for Neal?!
I vote for Neal!

Because Neal's the President. (or King, Ruler, whatever he fancies to be called.)

[Letum]

Originally Posted by Dowly

Because Neal's the President. (or King, Ruler, whatever he fancies to be called.)

Neal rarely divides oppinion and that keeps the peace and his authority intact.
Thats certinaly not to say he sit's on the fence at all.
No one springs to mind when i try to think of someone who could do that so well.

[Sailor Steve]

Neal doesn't need to be PM, or anything else. Like Twain's Connecticut Yankee, Neal is simply...Da Boss.

[TarJak]

I vote for the next noob who posts. Anarchy for all!

[Kapitan_Phillips]

New legislations should I be elected:

• Discussion of the length of man-parts is banned.
• Religious discussion is not permitted, other than within your own boats. Islam is righteous, death to Christianity? Vice Versa? Not on my watch, bucko
• There will be no land based military. The land army of Subsim will consist of Chuck Norris and a frisbee. That's more than enough.
• Dowly will no longer recieve government paid healthcare the next time he piles an aircraft into a tree/cliff/airplane/Chuck Norris. No offense to you, Dowly, but all those operations meant 25 submarines didnt get a pressure hull.
• Skybird will be official ambassador to Eastern European and Middle Eastern countries, as a mere greeting would be tl;dr, leading to other leaders succumbing to our demands
• STEED, should he not be elected, shall take the helm as Chief Councilman to oversee the niggly piggly issues, such as "My lawn isnt as green as Dennis's, I want to sue"

[nikimcbee]

Wow, I thought about running, but I spent some quality time at the hobby shop:hmm: .

If I run:

• Kapitan Phillips would be my sports minister
• Steed would be the minister of hard liquors
• Dowly would be minister of the Air force
• subman1 would be incharge of subsim security and keeper of the key to the fridge w/ beer.
• Jimbuna would be the minister of silly-walks

1. All future subsims will have dynamic campaigns to appear @ subsim.
2. A Finnish thread will be established.
3. There will be a $5 charge per post in religous and political posts. Procedes go to buy a retired submarine for a subsim clubhouse.