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Old 02-11-08, 09:40 PM   #16
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Let's see...the pop gun that supposedly kills a burglar...the rascist JELL-O commercial...the virtues of asbestos flooring and, oh yeah, the Flintstones lighting up Winstons, supposedly in the cavemen days...

Advertising in the '60's was *******ed up!
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Old 02-11-08, 11:14 PM   #17
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@KP is in to spanking.

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Quite simply, a man makes a veiled threat to leave his wife for one of "the girls at the office" over the quality of her coffee-making skills. She switches to Folgers, and he agrees to have sex with her. We're not kidding.


...KP! Did you just switch coffee?!? You ol' rascal
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Old 02-11-08, 11:22 PM   #18
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What are you laughing at?
Let's see...the pop gun that supposedly kills a burglar...the rascist JELL-O commercial...the virtues of asbestos flooring and, oh yeah, the Flintstones lighting up Winstons, supposedly in the cavemen days...

Advertising in the '60's was *******ed up!

...and now those people want to be our president!
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Old 02-12-08, 06:15 AM   #19
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@KP is in to spanking.
Yes. Yes I am.



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Quite simply, a man makes a veiled threat to leave his wife for one of "the girls at the office" over the quality of her coffee-making skills. She switches to Folgers, and he agrees to have sex with her. We're not kidding.


...KP! Did you just switch coffee?!? You ol' rascal

I dont like coffee. She knows not to get me flavoured teas though
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Old 02-12-08, 06:50 AM   #20
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What are you laughing at?
Let's see...the pop gun that supposedly kills a burglar...the rascist JELL-O commercial...the virtues of asbestos flooring and, oh yeah, the Flintstones lighting up Winstons, supposedly in the cavemen days...

Advertising in the '60's was *******ed up!
Like...................... Ben Hur advertising a Rolex watch in biblical times.
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What are you laughing at?
Let's see...the pop gun that supposedly kills a burglar...the rascist JELL-O commercial...the virtues of asbestos flooring and, oh yeah, the Flintstones lighting up Winstons, supposedly in the cavemen days...

Advertising in the '60's was *******ed up!
Like...................... Ben Hur advertising a Rolex watch in biblical times.
Yeh he had one of these strapped to his wrist:



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Old 02-12-08, 07:29 AM   #22
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What are you laughing at?
Let's see...the pop gun that supposedly kills a burglar...the rascist JELL-O commercial...the virtues of asbestos flooring and, oh yeah, the Flintstones lighting up Winstons, supposedly in the cavemen days...

Advertising in the '60's was *******ed up!
Like...................... Ben Hur advertising a Rolex watch in biblical times.
Yeh he had one of these strapped to his wrist:



:rotfl::rotfl:

"It even has temperature! All I have to do is put this egg on it. If it cooks, its warm out today!"
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Old spanky KP is on a role. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Still on the Ben Hur theme....can anyone remember the plane and the vapour clouds that followed ?
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