Things you've said-yelled while playing SHIII - Page 2

robbo180265 · 03-06-07, 06:48 PM

Just thought of another couple.

"Come on you f#ckr!" yelled at the screen as I'm lining up a shot with a destroyer breathing down my throat.

"Sink D#mn you!" after the aforementioned scene.

And yes "B#llcks!" as the pinging gets louder.

leeclose · 03-06-07, 06:51 PM

My other Fav is "how the F%$£K did that miss bloody useless torps" Folowed by "Oh i Damm well give" while banging head of my desk

cobalt · 03-06-07, 06:51 PM

Verdammt!!!

Crazy Ian · 03-06-07, 06:51 PM

"You gotta be F&*!@!g kiding"

This was after I had just shot down a Sunderland and realised it's carcass was on a collison course..

leeclose · 03-06-07, 06:55 PM

Ah my best one to date was said by my ever loving SH3 widow wife "Hey babe is ur submarine thingy suppose to be doing that" as i was making coffee i was of course being shot to pieces by 4 spitfires

bookworm_020 · 03-06-07, 07:14 PM

My most used phrases are,

NOOOOOO!!!!

You Barst@d!!!

Oh S*!t!!!

and the one you alway fear,

I'm soooo dead!

AVGWarhawk · 03-06-07, 07:37 PM

I mostly say, "be there in a minute honey"

Give me one more MINUTE HONEY!!!!! HOLD ON A MINUTE!!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT HONEY? HUH? WHAT? WHAT TIME IS IT???? AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH..........

Gildor · 03-06-07, 07:40 PM

I used a few "colourful metaphors" about an hour ago.

I was positioned perfectly against a convoy. Fired a two-torp spread on a big fat tanker and realized after they left the tube that I forgot to adjust the spread angle.

Three minutes of nail-biting and cursing under my breath and sure enough, both torps missed. The bow one probably scraped paint and the stern one probably bobbed in the wake a bit. They missed by a "RCH". (An old navy term for something very close. A Red C**t Hair. Because they are so thin and fine etc. )

I had to save and log out of the game I was so "PO'd".. Murphy's Law..

leeclose · 03-06-07, 07:42 PM

Yup murphy strikes again and when i go what tiem is it its usually time to get up the next day

STEED · 03-06-07, 07:44 PM

MY TOP FIVE

Wake up you b******d

You b******d

Bloody b******d

You stinking rotten b******d

Up yours you b******d

Foghladh_mhara · 03-06-07, 07:53 PM

I've given up shouting. It doesn't listen..... Now I hit it!!!

leeclose · 03-06-07, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foghladh_mhara

I've given up shouting. It doesn't listen..... Now I hit it!!!

Ive did that well i actually kicked my tower it now has a nice dent

Mush Martin · 03-06-07, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leeclose

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foghladh_mhara

I've given up shouting. It doesn't listen..... Now I hit it!!!

Ive did that well i actually kicked my tower it now has a nice dent

I used to have an old and very faithful 486dx100 named Iron Mike.
now where I live in summer its quite high humidity when it was
really hot and humid mikes hard drive had a tendency to stick.

I came in one day from paintball and turned on the computer and
the HD stuck and a message came on the screen that said.

Need boot disk.

so I said.....Good suggestion and gave ol mike a little lovetap with my
combat boots and he fired right up he and I enjoyed that relationship
for another year.

MM

romelus · 03-06-07, 08:48 PM

in a similar vein, today i was walking by the harbour, and saw a fishing trawler in the water. my eyes put a periscope-style crosshair over it before my brain even processed the information.

i was like.... whoooh... cosmic...

THE_MASK · 03-06-07, 09:22 PM

OK , i have found the convoy and OMG there is the Rodney . Sneak into position undetected . Still too far away . SH!t , just fired a torp by mistake . For the love of god.

03-06-07, 06:51 PM	#17
leeclose Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 879 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	My other Fav is "how the F%$£K did that miss bloody useless torps" Folowed by "Oh i Damm well give" while banging head of my desk __________________ “There are only two kinds of naval vessels - submarines, and targets.” Uber-Boot Dev Team

03-06-07, 06:51 PM	#19
Crazy Ian Torpedoman Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: UK Posts: 115 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	"You gotta be F&!@!g kiding*" This was after I had just shot down a Sunderland and realised it's carcass was on a collison course.. __________________ Make tubes 1 and 4 ready in all respects...

03-06-07, 06:55 PM	#20
leeclose Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 879 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Ah my best one to date was said by my ever loving SH3 widow wife "Hey babe is ur submarine thingy suppose to be doing that" as i was making coffee i was of course being shot to pieces by 4 spitfires __________________ “There are only two kinds of naval vessels - submarines, and targets.” Uber-Boot Dev Team

03-06-07, 07:14 PM	#21
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	My most used phrases are, NOOOOOO!!!! You Barst@d!!! Oh S*!t!!! and the one you alway fear, I'm soooo dead! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

03-06-07, 07:37 PM	#22
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,303 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I mostly say, "be there in a minute honey" Give me one more MINUTE HONEY!!!!! HOLD ON A MINUTE!!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT HONEY? HUH? WHAT? WHAT TIME IS IT???? AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH.......... __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

03-06-07, 06:48 PM	#16
robbo180265 Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brighton, England.Party capital of the south Posts: 2,255 Downloads: 126 Uploads: 0	Just thought of another couple. "Come on you f#ckr!" yelled at the screen as I'm lining up a shot with a destroyer breathing down my throat. "Sink D#mn you!" after the aforementioned scene. And yes "B#llcks!" as the pinging gets louder.

03-06-07, 06:51 PM	#18
cobalt Commander Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 440 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	Verdammt!!!

03-06-07, 07:40 PM	#23
Gildor Lieutenant Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 251 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I used a few "colourful metaphors" about an hour ago. I was positioned perfectly against a convoy. Fired a two-torp spread on a big fat tanker and realized after they left the tube that I forgot to adjust the spread angle. Three minutes of nail-biting and cursing under my breath and sure enough, both torps missed. The bow one probably scraped paint and the stern one probably bobbed in the wake a bit. They missed by a "RCH". (An old navy term for something very close. A Red C**t Hair. Because they are so thin and fine etc. ) I had to save and log out of the game I was so "PO'd".. Murphy's Law.. __________________ U-46: Oct 1943 off Portugal

03-06-07, 07:42 PM	#24
leeclose Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 879 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Yup murphy strikes again and when i go what tiem is it its usually time to get up the next day __________________ “There are only two kinds of naval vessels - submarines, and targets.” Uber-Boot Dev Team

03-06-07, 07:44 PM	#25
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	MY TOP FIVE Wake up you b****d You b**d Bloody b**d You stinking rotten b**d Up yours you b****d __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-06-07, 07:53 PM	#26
Foghladh_mhara Commander Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Kent Posts: 473 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I've given up shouting. It doesn't listen..... Now I hit it!!! __________________ The beauty of not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise without any of the stress that might normally precede such a venture

03-06-07, 08:48 PM	#29
romelus Watch Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 30 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	in a similar vein, today i was walking by the harbour, and saw a fishing trawler in the water. my eyes put a periscope-style crosshair over it before my brain even processed the information. i was like.... whoooh... cosmic...

03-06-07, 09:22 PM	#30
THE_MASK Ace of the deep . Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 9,226 Downloads: 901 Uploads: 73	OK , i have found the convoy and OMG there is the Rodney . Sneak into position undetected . Still too far away . SH!t , just fired a torp by mistake . For the love of god.

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