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01-24-20, 06:54 AM | #1486 |
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There's a good one about why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie, but it's a bit naughty for here.
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01-24-20, 10:00 AM | #1487 |
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All the seasons are named after coils of metal. Except Winter and Summer. And Autumn.
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01-24-20, 10:02 AM | #1488 |
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Just been scammed out of $25.
Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled “My Favorite 18 Holes” Total waste of money, turns out it’s all about golf.
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01-24-20, 10:04 AM | #1489 |
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Did you hear the joke about the butter?
I’m not going to spread it.
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01-24-20, 12:49 PM | #1490 |
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Why a merried man cannot fall asleep after having sex?
Because he still must drive at home. |
01-24-20, 04:44 PM | #1491 |
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
a carrot.
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01-24-20, 05:12 PM | #1492 | |
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Quote:
That is one of my favorites
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01-24-20, 05:13 PM | #1493 |
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Got an E-mail advertising how to read maps backwards
I think its spam
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01-25-20, 03:08 AM | #1494 |
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If you're an Aussie in the Living Room, what are you in the toilet ?
European.
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01-25-20, 05:35 AM | #1495 |
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My wife died a few months ago. Ever since I’ve been a total mess… no sleep, weight loss, bloodshot eyes, unlaundered clothes… The other day my best friend told me “Steve, you’ve got to stop partying!”
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01-25-20, 05:36 AM | #1496 |
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My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette’s suffering girlfriend for years now. I always wondered what kept them together.
Then I saw the swear jar.
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01-25-20, 05:22 PM | #1497 |
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Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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01-26-20, 11:11 AM | #1498 |
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Hearing the words “Jesus loves you” in a church it feels nice.
Hearing the words “Jesus loves you” in a Mexican prison is quite scary and is usually followed by severe pain.
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01-26-20, 11:12 AM | #1499 |
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Jesus is the best. I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.
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01-26-20, 05:48 PM | #1500 |
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There is nothing as comforting as the laughter of a baby
Unless it is two o'clock in the morning and you are the only one in your house!
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