People paid money for this !?

[jumpy]

lol at some of the comments

I’ve always said “Beauty is just a light switch away,” but I think in this case, I would be wrong.

haw haw haw!

[She-Wolf]

I think its sad - but I see what you mean. I agree with Mr Chris

[breadcatcher101]

Looks like a lot of them use meth from their looks. Sad, really. Barely hanging on to life.

[Skybird]

There probably is a story behind each face - and probably not a single story of them is a happy one, nor will there be happy endings.

Do with them what is according to the law, but don't do beyond that, and do not trouble your mind and heart, or let your calmness get infuriated by morals, or mockery. He who is without guilt - well, you know the saying.

[FIREWALL]

I hope the wive's of the "clients" get to a doctor soon.

And then to a divorce lawyer.

[mookiemookie]

[bookworm_020]

Originally Posted by Mikhayl

Maybe their wives are far worse, that would explain a few things

Two of them are men! Turning off the light could be a very bad idea! I think there may have been a little too much in breading!

[JHuschke]

OMG Disgusting, ugh

[GoldenRivet]

Chattanooga is the piss hole of southern TN.

I made a trip to Chattanooga with some friends and the closest thing we could find to a legitimate 'gentleman's club' was hooters :rotfl:

We were set to go have a night out on the town and make the best of being stuck in Chattanooga on a business trip.

We went to a supposed "upscale gentleman's club" - the door man looked like a cartoon character, his suit jacket was about two sizes too large, he was missing most of his teeth, and his breath permeated the air in any direction within 3 feet of him.

Once within, we knew we were in for a real treat.

The bar tender was wearing a plain black T-Shirt... i guess it was a Tennessee Tuxedo

We first ordered a couple of cold miller lites.

"we dont have that." the supposed bar tender said

after trying for a different brand of intoxicating beverage we were informed that they were not legally allowed to serve beer of any kind at such an establishment.

180 degrees opposite what i was used to in Texas.

so we grabbed two cokes and proceeded to grab a seat.

I swear the girls looked a lot like the women in the pictures!

we were informed by the hostess that there was no "touching" - no private dances - no approaching the stage to tip no no no no and the list went on and on

i dont know how they do things in Tennessee... but im a Texan gawd dammit! In most situations your sort of expected to "touch" a little bit.

and in my younger days "back home"... not only did i briefly date one of the girls who was more like this ( http://www.gotomycodes.com/userpics/...Great-Week.jpg )

but i "had" her - in the club - on at least 4 different occasions

My experience in Chattanooga was "different" from what i was used to - to say the least!!

one of those crack whores walked over to my table and asked me if i wanted a table dance.

i politely said "no thanks"... stood up and walked out never to return.

The next morning, we took off, put Chattanooga on our "six" and set max power for home sweet home.

so - if it can at all be avoided - i will NEVER

EVER

EVER

EVER

EVER

return to that hell hole again.

[August]

Originally Posted by jumpy

lol at some of the comments

haw haw haw!

Beauty might be just a light switch away but that kind of ugly glows in the dark...

[wireman]

Originally Posted by August

Beauty might be just a light switch away but that kind of ugly glows in the dark...

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[NeonSamurai]

Man I don't think I wanna touch this other then pointing out that I fail to see any humor in it. Most (if not all of those women) have had horrible miserable lives which shows quite clearly on their faces.

Plus I have to wonder if you all are all that much better looking either :p ...bricks and glass houses.

[Biggles]

If you want to drink those women hot then you'll have no money left when they start to look decent...

[kurtz]

There's a charming song by the Macc ladds with the chorus,"I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woken up with one or two!"

Actually he prononounces it ugerly to fit in with the music but I didn't think that was important..

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by kurtz

There's a charming song by the Macc ladds with the chorus,"I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woken up with one or two!"

Actually he prononounces it ugerly to fit in with the music but I didn't think that was important..

Willie Nelson wrote that song almost 20 years ago.
This is a cover: