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Old 09-01-08, 01:23 AM   #17
Frame57
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I survived the parents nightmare in the following fashion: Horny boy wants to date my daughter. He meets the parents. I take horny boy outside for a brief chat. I put my arm around him to comfort his nerves and gently tell him that if he impregnates my daughter or gives her a disease i will cut of his balls with a dull knife and I mean it. Horny boy assures me that will never happen.

Two days later horny boys dad calls me on the phone and calls me every name in the book and threatens me legally for threatening his boy. I ask him how would he like to have the responsibility of having an unwanted, unplanned Grandkid? He began to reason with it and came to his senses. But I figure why let him off the hook as well. So I also told him that if his son slips up I meant what I said and further more will see to it that both he and his son sing soprano for life.

Years later horny boy has become my son-in-law. He still remembers vividly our first encounter and claims he will use it himself when the day comes. My in-laws think I am too un-cultered and am somewhat a caveman because of my views, but I think kids need to have a reality check on the responsibilites that come with life and that sex can and does require responsibilty or else it can literally ruin someones life.
Full agreement there

Tell horny boy it's much safer (for him) if he just uses it to pee with (proir to marriage of course)
I was a horny boy once myself, and it was my own dad who gave me that speech.
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