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STEED · 08-01-08, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

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Originally Posted by STEED

Now let me get this straight, this midget is referring to her beaver?

Cough excuse me I've said far to much.

SORRY

NO!!!

You can't take a beaver to work. I don't know if it is legal to own a beaver here but in any case the workplace is no place of an aquatic rodent... unless they are management.

Now that was a bloody close one!

Good job you guys don't know the other meaning. :rotfl:

Platapus · 08-01-08, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Good job you guys don't know the other meaning. :rotfl:

Oh the other meaning of beaver. Well of course I know that that is. Who doesn't.

It was a post-punk retro-rock band in the late 1980's in Holland. I don't think bringing a band to work is a good idea either.

Nor would I expect a post-punk retro-rock band to small particularly good so I wonder about the midget's comment in the original post.

Maybe the joke is that midgets have a lousy sense of smell?

Not a very funny joke then.

SUBMAN1 · 08-01-08, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

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Originally Posted by STEED

Good job you guys don't know the other meaning. :rotfl:

Oh the other meaning of beaver. Well of course I know that that is. Who doesn't.

It was a post-punk retro-rock band in the late 1980's in Holland. I don't think bringing a band to work is a good idea either.

Nor would I expect a post-punk retro-rock band to small particularly good so I wonder about the midget's comment in the original post.

Maybe the joke is that midgets have a lousy sense of smell?

Not a very funny joke then.

You're cracking me up!

-S

Sailor Steve · 08-01-08, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Good job you guys don't know the other meaning. :rotfl:

Good job Platapus knows how to divert a joke when it's crossed the line.

Jimbuna · 08-01-08, 02:45 PM

At least there wasn't any reference made to dandruff :p

Jimbuna · 08-01-08, 02:53 PM

Speaking of beavers....just come across this

This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes off."

Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was naked and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree.

The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn't open it. His naked girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car.

So, she took her boyfriend's shoe and put it in front of her beaver and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said "HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN'T GET OUT!!"

The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said "If he is that far in, he's not coming out!"

SUBMAN1 · 08-01-08, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Speaking of beavers....just come across this

This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes off."

Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was naked and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree.

The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn't open it. His naked girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car.

So, she took her boyfriend's shoe and put it in front of her beaver and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said "HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN'T GET OUT!!"

The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said "If he is that far in, he's not coming out!"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

-S

Monica Lewinsky · 08-01-08, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Speaking of beavers....

Go to Cananda ...

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/beavercontest.wmv

08-01-08, 02:45 PM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	At least there wasn't any reference made to dandruff :p __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-01-08, 02:53 PM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Speaking of beavers....just come across this This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes off." Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was naked and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree. The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn't open it. His naked girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car. So, she took her boyfriend's shoe and put it in front of her beaver and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said "HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN'T GET OUT!!" The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said "If he is that far in, he's not coming out!" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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