The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven...

Tango589 · 07-20-08, 03:15 PM

I used to have a car like that!

mcf1 · 07-21-08, 11:47 AM

Alliens
Survival guide

http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=...5936&GT1=42003
a video about how to survive an allien invasion
(sorry about the commercial at the begining)

Jimbuna · 07-21-08, 03:26 PM

Ten MORE Reasons Why Harley Owners Won't Wave At Other Bikers

Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.
Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
They're jealous that after spending $30,000,they still don't own a BMW K1200 LT

FIREWALL · 07-21-08, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Ten MORE Reasons Why Harley Owners Won't Wave At Other Bikers

Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.
Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
They're jealous that after spending $30,000,they still don't own a BMW K1200 LT

Oh Jim ! Your such a poet and a dreamer. :rotfl:

Jimbuna · 07-21-08, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Ten MORE Reasons Why Harley Owners Won't Wave At Other Bikers

Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.
Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
They're jealous that after spending $30,000,they still don't own a BMW K1200 LT

Oh Jim ! Your such a poet and a dreamer. :rotfl:

....and a good friend of mine bought a Harley mid last year

FIREWALL · 07-21-08, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Ten MORE Reasons Why Harley Owners Won't Wave At Other Bikers

Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.
Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
They're jealous that after spending $30,000,they still don't own a BMW K1200 LT

Oh Jim ! Your such a poet and a dreamer. :rotfl:

....and a good friend of mine bought a Harley mid last year

And you always have a friend here, who owns 2 HD's

I sure would like to see you at the SS Convention.

We would be the first in SS history to get Brigged for drunk on duty.:rotfl:

Just think, We would almost be Immortal in the next SS Almanac.:p

Jimbuna · 07-22-08, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Ten MORE Reasons Why Harley Owners Won't Wave At Other Bikers

Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.
Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
They're jealous that after spending $30,000,they still don't own a BMW K1200 LT

Oh Jim ! Your such a poet and a dreamer. :rotfl:

....and a good friend of mine bought a Harley mid last year

And you always have a friend here, who owns 2 HD's

I sure would like to see you at the SS Convention.

We would be the first in SS history to get Brigged for drunk on duty.:rotfl:

Just think, We would almost be Immortal in the next SS Almanac.:p

LMAO :rotfl:

07-20-08, 03:15 PM	#1
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	I used to have a car like that! __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

07-21-08, 03:26 PM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Ten MORE Reasons Why Harley Owners Won't Wave At Other Bikers Afraid it will invalidate warranty. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm. Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet. They're jealous that after spending $30,000,they still don't own a BMW K1200 LT __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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07-21-08, 11:47 AM	#2
mcf1 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Greece, Volos Posts: 710 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Alliens Survival guide http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=...5936&GT1=42003 a video about how to survive an allien invasion (sorry about the commercial at the begining)