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05-06-08, 11:42 AM
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Lucky Jack
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017.  To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! 
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05-06-08, 11:58 AM
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I detect an air of complete unconfidence in your ability to sway your government, nor a desire to do anything about it. Is this correct?
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05-06-08, 12:06 PM
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Lucky Jack
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Gordon Brown who never went to the people back in 2005 with an agenda. Welcome to the UK SUBMAN1 the land that we don't care about jot as long as we got East Enders on TV and politicians who have no standards.
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!
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.....and the lunatics took over the asylum
 Let em wipe their backsides with the old favourite: 
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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05-06-08, 12:41 PM
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Lucky Jack
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We got Brillo pads for that sort of thing, raw ouch.
 
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!
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05-06-08, 02:52 PM
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The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Here is one to add to the toilet paper jokes!
 -S Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds". Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts e very day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
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