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Old 04-25-08, 02:47 AM   #1
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lol! Those are some good ones Venatore!


On a similar note: one must clear his or her mind, and remember; despite the fact the flying shatbirds of life may get annoying, be thankful you're not a victim of this cynical bugger:

http://www.break.com/index/balls_of_...ying_devi.html
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Old 04-25-08, 03:00 AM   #2
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Did the japanese give up when the Germans attacked them at pearl harbor!?

NO!
Is that supposed to be a joke and I'm just not getting it ? :hmm:
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Old 04-25-08, 04:51 AM   #3
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Hello,
yes, it is Pearl Harbour II, the sequel, where U-571 has been raised and used by the US themselves against Pearl harbour, so they have an official reason to join the european war (or whatever)
It is a conspiracy, I (and Hollywood) tell you !
:hmm:
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Old 05-06-08, 11:05 AM   #4
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Yo, Phil, since your country isn't all that far from mines and since we're developing nuclear weapons AND biological/chemical weapons and in need for testing and seeing you're on the brink of buying the farm, how about you volunteer to become a target?:rotfl:

Anyways I won't even bother modding as I'm already half-nuts. Good luck!
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Old 04-25-08, 05:19 AM   #5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ichso
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Did the japanese give up when the Germans attacked them at pearl harbor!?

NO!
Is that supposed to be a joke and I'm just not getting it ? :hmm:
yes its a joke.

kinda like on tommy boy when he is taking an exam and the exam says

"__________ Hancock was a signer of the declaration of independence."

and he writes in "Herbie" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbie_Hancock

the joke is that

A. the person telling the joke is made to look very stupid
and
B. the situation presented in the joke is supposed to be absurd

like Orville and Wilber Redenbacker... (in reality its Orville and Wilber Wright)

Orville Redenbacker http://www.popcornfest.net/Orville.jpg of course is of popcorn fame.

humor can easily get lost in the translation... hope this helps
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Old 04-25-08, 05:24 AM   #6
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here is a joke that WONT confuse any married man.

How is your wife similar to a condom?

they both spend one day on your d*ck and the rest of the year in your wallet!
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Old 04-25-08, 10:25 AM   #7
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here is a joke that WONT confuse any married man.

How is your wife similar to a condom?

they both spend one day on your d*ck and the rest of the year in your wallet!
And why women have such small feet?

To get closer to the sink to wash the dishes!
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