Driving!

Blacklight · 03-12-08, 11:02 PM

If any cars get in your way.. just push them out of the way !!!
Remember... always remember to use the right finger when flipping off the driver in front of you !!
Before going out for a drive, research interesting four letter words to "enhance" the "effectiveness" of that finger. Practice in front of a mirror.
When doing the above, make sure you state these words at the top of your lungs. (whispering makes them lose their "effectiveness" while driving)
Be sure to watch out for other aircraft when you're driving.
When you're driving with Kapitan Phillips, be totally silent and then SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU CAN randomly durring the drive.
Speedbumps=airborn=fun
airborn+stationary object=not fun
airborn+police car=probation or jail time=fun or not fun depending on your tastes and fetishes

03-12-08, 11:02 PM	#10
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	If any cars get in your way.. just push them out of the way !!! Remember... always remember to use the right finger when flipping off the driver in front of you !! Before going out for a drive, research interesting four letter words to "enhance" the "effectiveness" of that finger. Practice in front of a mirror. When doing the above, make sure you state these words at the top of your lungs. (whispering makes them lose their "effectiveness" while driving) Be sure to watch out for other aircraft when you're driving. When you're driving with Kapitan Phillips, be totally silent and then SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU CAN randomly durring the drive. Speedbumps=airborn=fun airborn+stationary object=not fun airborn+police car=probation or jail time=fun or not fun depending on your tastes and fetishes __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

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