Hey I got new scam mail today

[STEED]

Man I must be the luckiest winner ever.

Hey, jim can I store some of this cash in your gaff? Running out of room here. :rotfl:

THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
TOLPITS LANE, WATFORD
HERTS WD18 9RN
UNITED KINGDOM
http://www.camelotgroup.co.uk
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369

Attn: Sir/Madam,

We happily announce to you the draw (#974) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,
online Sweepstakes International program held today 1sth day of
February
2008. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545188
with
Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 03-18-25-29-31-43(bonus
no.)
which subsequently you won the lottery in the first category i.e match
6
plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$1,500,000
(One
Million, Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) cash credited to
file
KTU/9023118308/03. Your fund is now deposited with a Finance company
insured to your name. Due to mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you keep this award top secret from public notice until your claim
has been processed and your money remitted to your account as this is
part
of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking
advantage of this program by participants.

All participants’ names/e-mail addresses were selected through computer
ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from Europe, Asia, Africa, Middle
East and North America as part of our International Promotion Program
which we conduct twice every year. To begin your claims, please contact
your claims agent;

Mr. Richard Peterson (Foreign Service manager)
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
Tel/Fax +447031896182, 7031896183, 7031896184, 7031896185,
Email: richpeteonly1@yahoo.co.uk

Confirming to him; the underlisted informations:
1. Your full name
2. Your contact address
3. Your telephone and fax numbers
4. You occupation
5. Your age

These informations will be for documentation and for the processing of
the
payment of your prize money to you.

Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 180days from
the
date of the Draw. After this date, all funds will be returned by our
payee
bankers, to the Ministry of Economy as unclaimed, which would be used
for
the next lottery draw.

NOTE: in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember
to
quote your reference and batch number in every of your correspondence
with
us or our payee bank. Furthermore should there be any change of
Address,
do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations again from all members of our staff and thank you for
being part of our promo program.

Yours Sincerely.

Mrs.Olivia Malik
(PROMOTIONS MANAGER).
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
AWARD DEPARTMENT,
CAMELOT GROUP PLC

[The Munster]

STEED, this last one is confusing, have you won the UK lottery or a USA one as the prize fund is in Dollars ?! :hmm:

[STEED]

Originally Posted by The Munster

STEED, this last one is confusing, have you won the UK lottery or a USA one as the prize fund is in Dollars ?! :hmm:

Beats me. :rotfl:

[Blacklight]

Due to mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you keep this award top secret from public notice until your claim
has been processed and your money remitted to your account as this is
part
of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking
advantage of this program by participants.

Hmmm... the lottey people don't type English very well. And you broke the "TOP SECRET PROTOCOL" thay you're supposed to have !!!

Will they still send you the cash ?
More important, will you share it with the rest of us subsimmers ?

[STEED]

That's if they cough up.

Hey look over there a flying pig. :rotfl:

[Blacklight]

Hey ! Isn't that The Devil over there shopping for winter coats and buying a pair of snowshoes ?

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by STEED

That's if they cough up.

Hey look over there a flying pig. :rotfl:

Pigs on the wing? Better check the account!

[StdDev]

Two in a row yesterday!!!

Subject: YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAVE WON, THE SUM OF US$1,450,000.00
From: "PLATINUM LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL" <jabumattnkel01@hotmail.com>

PLATINUM LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL

YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAVE WON, THE SUM OF US$1,450,000.00
ON THE COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM.

PLEASE CONTACT: (ENGR. BONGANI ZULU)
YOUR CLAIM AGENT FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE PAYMENT:
PHONE NO. +27 72 670 26 58.
EMAIL: bonganizulusa@hotmail.com
(ZENITH CAPITAL MANAGEMENT SA)
PRIZE AWARD NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made today about winners
of the PLATINUM LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS, as part of our promotional
draws. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from all part
of the world as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.

Note that your email address qualified for the draw, as a result of your
visiting various Websites we are running the e-business promotions for
You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket numbers: 100-309-7482,
with serial number 513-10 drew the lucky numbers 3, 8, 13,22, 27, 41 and
Bonus number 12 and consequently you have won in the Second Category.

Your Winning Ticket Number: 100-309-7482
Your Serial Number: 513-10
Your Lucky Draw Numbers are: 3, 8, 13, 22, 27, 41
Bonus Number: 12
Your INSURANCE Number: PLI-433/453L/GMSA
REFERENCE NUMBER: GML-S343-KKT-8811
BATCH NUMBER: 56T-DTH78-SAR99

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of US$1,450,000.00 in
cash, which is the winning payout for Second category winners. This is
from the total prize money of US$10,150,000.00 shared among the seven
international winners in the Second category.

CONGRATULATIONS!
Please be informed that your (PRIZE) US$1,450,000.00 is now with Zenith
Capital Management and Security Company insured with your email address
that won this prize, therefore you should contact (ZENITH CAPITAL
MANAGEMENT SA) your agent and give them your full names so that they will
re-insure your CHEQUE under your full names. To begin your claim, please
call your claim agent immediately, Phone number: +27 72 670 26 58 and
also to send an urgent message to ENGR. BONGANI ZULU through email
address: bonganizulusa@hotmail.com

ENGR. BONGANI ZULU
FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER,
ZENITH CAPITAL MANAGEMENT SA.
# 106 SMITH STREET, BALFOUR PARK, 0083
P.O. Box 328, BALFOUR
JOHANNESBURG 2001
SOUTH AFRICA.
TEL: +27 83 470 2132
EMAIL: bonganizulusa@hotmail.com

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
remember to complete the CLAIM FORM and forward it to your CLAIM AGENT,
for your IMMEDIATE PAYMENT.

PLATINUM LOTTERY CLAIM FORM
NAMES IN FULL:..........................................
ADDRESS:.......................................... .........
CITY:............................................. ............
COUNTRY:.......................................... ........
GENDER: MALE (............) FEMALE (.............)
OCCUPATION:....................................... .......
TELEPHONE NUMBER:...................................
FAX NUMBER:........................................... ...
WINNING TICKET NUMBERS:..........................
SERIAL NUMBERS:........................................
LUCKY DRAW NUMBERS.................................
BONUS NUMBERS:.........................................
INSURANCE NUMBERS:..................................
REFERENCE NUMBERS:..................................
BATCH NUMBERS:.........................................
WINNING AMOUNT:.......................................
WINNING EMAIL ADDRESS:............................

PLATINUM LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM IS A BONUS FOR THE WHOLE WORLD FOR
THE 2010 SOCCER WORLD.

Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part
of our promotions program.

Yours sincerely,
MRS. MARIA EASTWOOD
(CO-ORDINATOR)
PLATINUM LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL.
4th Floor APEX TOWER
P.O. Box 18534,
#36 Empire Road.
Sandton.
Johannesburg,
South Africa.

PLATINUM LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL GOES INTERNATIONAL AS THE 2010 WORLD CUP
WILL BE HOSTED BY SOUTH AFRICA.

THIS PROGRAM IS SPONSURED BY: SOUTH AFRICAN LOTTO AUTHORITY AND SUPPORTED
BY: (F餩ration Internationale de Football Association) FIFA SUPPORT



Followed by:


Subject: Canadian Lottery Winning Notification
From: lottocanada2008@skins4life.com
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Canadian Lottery Winning Notification
Address: second Floor Chiltern House
St Nicholas Court
25 - 27 Castlegate
Nottingham NG1 7AR,
United Kingdom
Http/www.lottolore.com/
Canadian Lottery Winning Notification

Hi Dear?
We happily announce to you the result of the National Lotto 6/49 lottery draws held on t. Feb 09, 2008, in Nottingham United Kingdom and Ontario, Canada. All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draws
System and extracted from over 10, 000, 00 companies and personal e-mail addresses your e-mail address attached to ticket number: B9564 7560 4545 100 with serial number 1 9 3 1 4 1 1 drew the winning numbers?? 3 17 26 33 39 46 and Bonus 18 visit our web sit for more information’s: http://www.wclc.com/app/winning_numbers/lotto_649_extra.html


You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum $100,619.50 in cash credited to file EAAL/9080118308/04. Please note that your lucky winning numbers fall within our Africa booklet representative office in Nigeria as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your $820, 000,00 would be released to you by an accredited commercial BARCLAYS BANK PLC IN LONDON.


Our African agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact their office. To file for your claim, please contact our corresponding agent in Africa immediately you read this message for quick and urgent release of your fund, contact information is as follow: -

Contact Person: Peter Odum
Email: peter_odum@yahoo.ca
Telephone number: + 234 – 8074 6727 59


Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program to all that have successfully won this competition and thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.


Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Mirian Hope
Customer Service: 680 NCA 85914


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[TarJak]

Originally Posted by Blacklight

Hmmm... the lottey people don't type English very well. And you broke the "TOP SECRET PROTOCOL" thay you're supposed to have !!!

Will they still send you the cash ?
More important, will you share it with the rest of us subsimmers ?

Ha ha! I've used your breach of protocol to claim the money on your behalf. Post your bank account details here so I can deposit it into your account, less some account keeping fees.

[nikimcbee]

Huh, I didn't know you were so tight with the Nigerian Gov't.

[XabbaRus]

One could make a good comedy film based around these scams....

Actually that has given me an idea....

Guy, starts playing around with the scammers, things move on and he meets up with them as part of his fun, ends up bad people involced, MI6 too for good measure.
Lots of running around, a few hot women, gets the money and the girls...