Patch 1.4: Fact, Fiction, or Urban Legend?

Ducimus · 10-10-07, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Can we close the poll now? Geez you got the head honcho in here with a

BTW, I like the graphics!

Noooo!

Forums too slow. We need a fun thread to kick around.

edit:
and besides, Neal maybe the proud owner of the SH4 stopwatch, and subsim, but hes not the game developer! SO, its still wishful thinking! Nah nah!

AVGWarhawk · 10-10-07, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ducimus

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Can we close the poll now? Geez you got the head honcho in here with a

BTW, I like the graphics!

Noooo!

Forums too slow. We need a fun thread to kick around.

True dat! Pump up the volume

TDK1044 · 10-10-07, 06:18 PM

Mahai was lurking around earlier, but Dan is trying to make this poll compatible with 1.4 prior to the announcement, which will be in some little known variation of the Navajo language so that it takes the German site a week to decode it.

TDK1044 · 10-10-07, 06:22 PM

Coming soon....Trigger Maru 1.7. Ducimus assures all the Moderators that he will tirelessly work to create this update as soon as 1.4 is released.

How's that for a fun thread!?

:rotfl:

TDK1044 · 10-10-07, 06:23 PM

Oh, you'll guarantee to have it within two weeks of the release date? that's great news, Duci. Much appreciated!

Rockin Robbins · 10-11-07, 05:40 AM

This message was found on the German Ubi site. Apparently it was up for less than a second but advanced Google archiver crawlers caught it five minutes before a Google crash that obliterated all record of this post forever. It's true.

Ducimus kommt out mit Trigger Maru 1.7 im 2 Weeken.
Will revolutionise the game. Features:

1. All Amerikan schwein will now speak in Deutch for more authentic U-boat experience. (why do they calling U-boats submarines?)

2. Amerikan U-boat diving time to 3 minutes. (they were krapp compared to REAL U-boats

)

3. Amerikan dek gun to fire one shot per minute. The shell will have no effect but will make good noise.

4. Amerikan eel will make random 5º course changes, approximately every 10-20 seconds.

5. Amerikan radar will show only reruns of Hogan's Heroes. Amerikan lookouts will only sleep. Radar and Sonar tech will have voice of Sgt Schulz saying only, "I see nothing, I hear nothing!"

6. Sound for battle stations changed to "Pop Goes the Weasel."

7. All U-boats have Mickey Mouse ears instead of diving planes in the wrong place. (see REAL U-boat for proper diving plane mount location)

This is totally true. Forward this to eight of your friends within ten minutes and Bill Gates will e-mail you a free copy of Ubuntu Linux.There was more but the site went down. When it came back up all reference to the update was gone. There are rumors that a few people copied it to their local machines, but were all infected with an American virus that erased Linux from their hard drives and replaced it with MSDOS 3.2.

TDK1044 · 10-11-07, 06:44 AM

Work on 1.4 continues on the USS Dimitrescu at a feverish pitch. The Ubisoft announcement will start with 'Now hear this' very soon.

Raptor22ADF · 10-11-07, 05:04 PM

I BELIEVE

!!!

... have to; it's the natural order of software things ...

TDK1044 · 10-11-07, 05:14 PM

There's some serious humble pie on its way for some folks....and it's coming out of the oven.

Ducimus · 10-10-07, 06:28 PM

TMaru Cat says, "There is no patch 1.4 "

TDK1044 · 10-10-07, 06:35 PM

The cat doesn't speak Navajo...it can't know. Neal has had us studying the language for weeks. We're not being put off by a cat that fell into a shredder!

AVGWarhawk · 10-10-07, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TDK1044

Coming soon....Trigger Maru 1.7. Ducimus assures all the Moderators that he will tirelessly work to create this update as soon as 1.4 is released.

How's that for a fun thread!?

:rotfl:

Should we start a poll :hmm:

Ducimus · 10-10-07, 06:36 PM

No, because ill tell you straight up, if this mystical fantasyland patch were released anytime this month, i woudlnt be able to get to it (assuming i wanted to), tell sometime towards the end of november at the earliest. edit: and then from there you can start your two week timer. So... Tm 1.7, much like SH4 patch 1.4..

Not anytime soon! HAR HAR HAR!

TDK1044 · 10-10-07, 06:39 PM

That'll be a couple of weeks after the 'mystical fantasyland patch' is released. Who wants TM 1.7 before Christmas, Guys!?

AVGWarhawk · 10-10-07, 06:39 PM

View Poll Results: Patch 1.4: Fact, Fiction, or Urban Legend
Its a fact! You disbeleivers will soon be eating crow!	72	45.86%
It's fanciful fiction! Ubi dropped the ballages ago, and its a done deal now.	34	21.66%
An Urban legend that will never die. May as well go along with the fun in pretending.	51	32.48%
Voters: 157. You may not vote on this poll

10-11-07, 05:40 AM	#6
Rockin Robbins Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: DeLand, FL Posts: 8,900 Downloads: 135 Uploads: 52	Scoop from German Ubi site!!!!!!!! This message was found on the German Ubi site. Apparently it was up for less than a second but advanced Google archiver crawlers caught it five minutes before a Google crash that obliterated all record of this post forever. It's true. Ducimus kommt out mit Trigger Maru 1.7 im 2 Weeken. Will revolutionise the game. Features: 1. All Amerikan schwein will now speak in Deutch for more authentic U-boat experience. (why do they calling U-boats submarines?) 2. Amerikan U-boat diving time to 3 minutes. (they were krapp compared to REAL U-boats) 3. Amerikan dek gun to fire one shot per minute. The shell will have no effect but will make good noise. 4. Amerikan eel will make random 5º course changes, approximately every 10-20 seconds. 5. Amerikan radar will show only reruns of Hogan's Heroes. Amerikan lookouts will only sleep. Radar and Sonar tech will have voice of Sgt Schulz saying only, "I see nothing, I hear nothing!" 6. Sound for battle stations changed to "Pop Goes the Weasel." 7. All U-boats have Mickey Mouse ears instead of diving planes in the wrong place. (see REAL U-boat for proper diving plane mount location) This is totally true. Forward this to eight of your friends within ten minutes and Bill Gates will e-mail you a free copy of Ubuntu Linux.There was more but the site went down. When it came back up all reference to the update was gone. There are rumors that a few people copied it to their local machines, but were all infected with an American virus that erased Linux from their hard drives and replaced it with MSDOS 3.2. __________________ Sub Skipper's Bag of Tricks, Slightly Subnuclear Mk 14 & Cutie, Slightly Subnuclear Deck Gun, EZPlot 2.0, TMOPlot, TMOKeys, SH4CMS Last edited by Rockin Robbins; 10-11-07 at 05:51 AM.

10-11-07, 06:44 AM	#7
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Work on 1.4 continues on the USS Dimitrescu at a feverish pitch. The Ubisoft announcement will start with 'Now hear this' very soon. Last edited by TDK1044; 10-11-07 at 07:25 AM.

10-11-07, 05:04 PM	#8
Raptor22ADF Watch Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Near Loch Mich Posts: 26 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE !!! ... have to; it's the natural order of software things ... __________________ Ensign, why is every third ping a knocking noise?

10-10-07, 06:39 PM	#15
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,272 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

10-10-07, 06:18 PM	#3
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Mahai was lurking around earlier, but Dan is trying to make this poll compatible with 1.4 prior to the announcement, which will be in some little known variation of the Navajo language so that it takes the German site a week to decode it.

10-10-07, 06:22 PM	#4
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Coming soon....Trigger Maru 1.7. Ducimus assures all the Moderators that he will tirelessly work to create this update as soon as 1.4 is released. How's that for a fun thread!? :rotfl:

10-10-07, 06:23 PM	#5
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Oh, you'll guarantee to have it within two weeks of the release date? that's great news, Duci. Much appreciated!

10-11-07, 05:14 PM	#9
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	There's some serious humble pie on its way for some folks....and it's coming out of the oven.

10-10-07, 06:28 PM	#10
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	TMaru Cat says, "There is no patch 1.4 "

10-10-07, 06:35 PM	#11
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	The cat doesn't speak Navajo...it can't know. Neal has had us studying the language for weeks. We're not being put off by a cat that fell into a shredder!

10-10-07, 06:36 PM	#13
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	No, because ill tell you straight up, if this mystical fantasyland patch were released anytime this month, i woudlnt be able to get to it (assuming i wanted to), tell sometime towards the end of november at the earliest. edit: and then from there you can start your two week timer. So... Tm 1.7, much like SH4 patch 1.4.. Not anytime soon! HAR HAR HAR!

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