If you could..

[P_Funk]

Most days I feel like The Dude... man.


Though sometimes (like when I'm postiong on this board) I feel more like Walter.


I love The Big Lebowski.

[Camaero]

"What the fxck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."

[DeePsix501]

[P_Funk]

Originally Posted by Camaero

"What the fxck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."

The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the fu*king railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak: What the fu*k are you talking about?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element!

Oh and this is priceless:
The Dude: Look, just stay away from my fu*king lady friend.
Da Fino: Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.
The Dude: She's not my special lady, she's my fu*king lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive.

[kiwi_2005]

The God fearing Sniper in Saving Private Ryan.

[Bertgang]

An "Easy Rider" actracted by "the sound of music".

[U-533]

There isn't a movie or television character that best portrays me...

Maybe I could piece one together...:hmm:

Race Bannon (Johnny Quest) ... the original not the politically correct version of today{ It almost makes me sick to see what THEY did to Race } He is a Protector , Mentor , Pilot , Judo expert , cook, great shot, not afraid to bust a head open if need be or punch you in the mouth....The guy is like my hero

Captain James Tiberius Kirk... If I can't fight it I'll sc@@w it and Vice Versa

Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry)... I own some of the most powerful hand guns in the world and if I you break my laws I'll blow your head clean off

Captain America... Need I say more

Ironman... Because I've had my bouts of depression and anger and felt loss. I've used and abused drugs and with the help of friends and WILL POWER I over came life's rough road...

As far as my humor goes that's hard to say.

Maybe some of you would have an idea who would be best for my humor...

Here is what I think is funny...

My wife and I were outside working on our pool and a big ol' Bull Gnat[A Bull Gnat is a very small biting fly kin to Sand Gnat but a bit bigger hence the name Bull Gnat] (One of the cherry flavored ones not the mint flavored...Yes I've had Gnats in my mouth before all kinds of them ...nothing wrong with it ... its just if you spend time outdoors like we do you tend to eat things unexpected like) ...anyway...it entered my mouth during inhalation and bounced around a bit lodging at the entrance to my left lung...I immediately began coughing trying to dislodge the critter and move it to a more suitable environment.

By now my wife is whacking me on the back with various sized things {See my wife is not to big and her hitting me with her hands ain't gonna do the trick so if she can find something to help this is good} and shes asking "HONEY ARE YOU OK?" over and over at the top of her little lungs.

Finally the Gnat is flung back up into my mouth where I find out which flavor it is ... and now I'm left with the choice of breathing cause there is no more air in me and possibly sucking the contents of my mouth back into my lungs or swallowing

Of course I choose swallowing...

After I catch my breath and my wife stops trying to help me...She asks me "Honey, what happened?"

I tell her that a Gnat found it's way into that new french themed condominium in our backyard "Le Saepteic Taunk" ("The Septic Tank" spoken with a rough french accent)

Watching her process the information then bust out laughing is what is funny to me.

So tell me who's got this kind of sense of humor?

ChewBacca... I'm huge, hairy, and loud and most people don't understand me

[STEED]

Bender takes no BS

My clever side (Well it had to be the mirror Spock)


My sarcastic side