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Old 04-10-07, 09:27 AM   #16
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Rent a wife sounds good when she starts to nag at you, you can trade her in for a better model. :p
Did you read the nags-not-deductable fine print clause?
Yes I did, it also states in the fine print if she nags I get a refund. :p
Read again carefully. That's only true for Taliban wife rentals.
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Old 04-10-07, 10:01 AM   #17
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Want a wife? Girl of your dreams.
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Old 04-10-07, 10:31 AM   #18
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Lucky bastards, let's hope that he doesn't turn into a crazy axe-murderer in a couple of years.
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Old 04-10-07, 11:31 AM   #19
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That's right. Keep it up, fellas, and I'll give you such a zetz!
Whats a zetz? I assume its used threateningly!!

Well, keep THAT up Avon, and be NORRISED.




You have been warned.
I've seen all the hype, and I don't think ol' Chuck would stand a chance against our very own Avon Lady.
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Old 04-10-07, 12:39 PM   #20
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Lucky bastards, let's hope that he doesn't turn in to a crazy axe-murderer in a couple of years.
That would be "Dial 'M' for Murder" :p
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I've seen all the hype, and I don't think ol' Chuck would stand a chance against our very own Avon Lady.
There's nothing a few chocolate chips cookies can't immobilize.
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Old 04-10-07, 06:55 PM   #21
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whens the big day bookworm??
21st of April, then two weeks off for our honeymoon. I think I can survive not being able to post that long on this forum!

I'm looking forward to it, it's been seven months since I proposed, a year from when we started going out and 18 months from when we first met.

I might post a wedding photo, but forget photo's of the honeymoon

Looking forward to spending some time on a beach for a couple of weeks!
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Old 04-10-07, 07:22 PM   #22
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whens the big day bookworm??
21st of April,
Congratulations,

Just remember that marriage is like a three-ringed circus

There is the engagement ring
There is the wedding ring
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Old 04-10-07, 08:34 PM   #23
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Congratulations bookworm!

Bookworm and wife on honeymoon...
Honey why did you bringing your alienware gaming laptop to our honeymoon? And whats this Silent Hunter 4?
Oh yeah ah, need the laptop to email mum....

Honeymoon night 2am.

HOOONEY!!! your been in that toilet for 3 hrs now are you okay!?!
"Yes sir" persicope depth
Ah whats that babe? Ah yeah im okay just got a stomach bug be with ya in a sec.
Aircraft spotted sir!
Crash dive!

Honey Whats that im hearing?!?!

Nothing dear nothing you go to sleep i'll wake ya later....

Damn bugs, better head to subsim and talk to the skippers...

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Old 04-11-07, 12:14 AM   #24
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My Apple laptop can't play Siletn hunter and the Desktop can't be hidden in the luggage, so no Silent hunter for me!

Oh well even skippers need shore leave!
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whens the big day bookworm??
21st of April, then two weeks off for our honeymoon. I think I can survive not being able to post that long on this forum!

I'm looking forward to it, it's been seven months since I proposed, a year from when we started going out and 18 months from when we first met.

I might post a wedding photo, but forget photo's of the honeymoon

Looking forward to spending some time on a beach for a couple of weeks!
Wait your getting married the day after my birthday? does that mean I get to go on your hooneymoon in your place? :rotfl:
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whens the big day bookworm??
21st of April, then two weeks off for our honeymoon. I think I can survive not being able to post that long on this forum!

I'm looking forward to it, it's been seven months since I proposed, a year from when we started going out and 18 months from when we first met.

I might post a wedding photo, but forget photo's of the honeymoon

Looking forward to spending some time on a beach for a couple of weeks!
Wait your getting married the day after my birthday? does that mean I get to go on your hooneymoon in your place? :rotfl:
You've got Buckley's, Mate!!
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