want a wife : rent her

Kapitan_Phillips · 04-10-07, 06:18 AM

Lies. No-one is on Chuck Norris' side. He just considers it uneconomical bulletwise to kill you :rotfl:

STEED · 04-10-07, 06:21 AM

Rent a wife sounds good when she starts to nag at you, you can trade her in for a better model. :p

The Avon Lady · 04-10-07, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Rent a wife sounds good when she starts to nag at you, you can trade her in for a better model. :p

Did you read the nags-not-deductable fine print clause?

STEED · 04-10-07, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

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Originally Posted by STEED

Rent a wife sounds good when she starts to nag at you, you can trade her in for a better model. :p

Did you read the nags-not-deductable fine print clause?

Yes I did, it also states in the fine print if she nags I get a refund. :p

The Avon Lady · 04-10-07, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

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Originally Posted by STEED

Rent a wife sounds good when she starts to nag at you, you can trade her in for a better model. :p

Did you read the nags-not-deductable fine print clause?

Yes I did, it also states in the fine print if she nags I get a refund. :p

Read again carefully. That's only true for Taliban wife rentals.

The Avon Lady · 04-10-07, 10:01 AM

Want a wife? Girl of your dreams.

Polak · 04-10-07, 10:31 AM

Lucky bastards, let's hope that he doesn't turn into a crazy axe-murderer in a couple of years.

04-10-07, 06:18 AM	#1
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Lies. No-one is on Chuck Norris' side. He just considers it uneconomical bulletwise to kill you :rotfl: __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

04-10-07, 06:21 AM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Rent a wife sounds good when she starts to nag at you, you can trade her in for a better model. :p __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-10-07, 10:01 AM	#6
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Want a wife? Girl of your dreams. __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

04-10-07, 10:31 AM	#7
Polak Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Poland/Sweden Posts: 808 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Lucky bastards, let's hope that he doesn't turn into a crazy axe-murderer in a couple of years. __________________ Last edited by Polak; 04-10-07 at 01:09 PM.

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