want a wife : rent her

bookworm_020 · 04-10-07, 02:13 AM

I'm getting a wife in less than a fortnight, so forget about renting one!

The Avon Lady · 04-10-07, 02:33 AM

That's right. Keep it up, fellas, and I'll give you such a zetz!

baggygreen · 04-10-07, 05:07 AM

whens the big day bookworm??

bookworm_020 · 04-10-07, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by baggygreen

whens the big day bookworm??

21st of April, then two weeks off for our honeymoon. I think I can survive not being able to post that long on this forum!

I'm looking forward to it, it's been seven months since I proposed, a year from when we started going out and 18 months from when we first met.

I might post a wedding photo, but forget photo's of the honeymoon

Looking forward to spending some time on a beach for a couple of weeks!

Platapus · 04-10-07, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

Quote:

Originally Posted by baggygreen

whens the big day bookworm??

21st of April,

Congratulations,

Just remember that marriage is like a three-ringed circus

There is the engagement ring
There is the wedding ring
And there is the suffering

Best wishes to you both

kiwi_2005 · 04-10-07, 08:34 PM

Congratulations bookworm!

Bookworm and wife on honeymoon...
Honey why did you bringing your alienware gaming laptop to our honeymoon? And whats this Silent Hunter 4?
Oh yeah ah, need the laptop to email mum....

Honeymoon night 2am.

HOOONEY!!! your been in that toilet for 3 hrs now are you okay!?!
"Yes sir" persicope depth
Ah whats that babe? Ah yeah im okay just got a stomach bug be with ya in a sec.
Aircraft spotted sir!
Crash dive!

Honey Whats that im hearing?!?!

Nothing dear nothing you go to sleep i'll wake ya later....

Damn bugs, better head to subsim and talk to the skippers...

bookworm_020 · 04-11-07, 12:14 AM

My Apple laptop can't play Siletn hunter and the Desktop can't be hidden in the luggage, so no Silent hunter for me!

Oh well even skippers need shore leave!

04-11-07, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

Quote:

Originally Posted by baggygreen

whens the big day bookworm??

21st of April, then two weeks off for our honeymoon. I think I can survive not being able to post that long on this forum!

I'm looking forward to it, it's been seven months since I proposed, a year from when we started going out and 18 months from when we first met.

I might post a wedding photo, but forget photo's of the honeymoon

Looking forward to spending some time on a beach for a couple of weeks!

Wait your getting married the day after my birthday? does that mean I get to go on your hooneymoon in your place? :rotfl:

bookworm_020 · 04-11-07, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Rilder

Quote:

Originally Posted by bookworm_020

Quote:

Originally Posted by baggygreen

whens the big day bookworm??

21st of April, then two weeks off for our honeymoon. I think I can survive not being able to post that long on this forum!

I'm looking forward to it, it's been seven months since I proposed, a year from when we started going out and 18 months from when we first met.

I might post a wedding photo, but forget photo's of the honeymoon

Looking forward to spending some time on a beach for a couple of weeks!

Wait your getting married the day after my birthday? does that mean I get to go on your hooneymoon in your place? :rotfl:

You've got Buckley's, Mate!!

Kapitan_Phillips · 04-10-07, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

That's right. Keep it up, fellas, and I'll give you such a zetz!

Whats a zetz? I assume its used threateningly!!

Well, keep THAT up Avon, and be NORRISED.

You have been warned.

The Avon Lady · 04-10-07, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Whats a zetz? I assume its used threateningly!!

Scroll to bottom of page.

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Well, keep THAT up Avon, and be NORRISED.

But he's on my side!

Kapitan_Phillips · 04-10-07, 06:18 AM

Lies. No-one is on Chuck Norris' side. He just considers it uneconomical bulletwise to kill you :rotfl:

STEED · 04-10-07, 06:21 AM

Rent a wife sounds good when she starts to nag at you, you can trade her in for a better model. :p

The Avon Lady · 04-10-07, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Rent a wife sounds good when she starts to nag at you, you can trade her in for a better model. :p

Did you read the nags-not-deductable fine print clause?

Sailor Steve · 04-10-07, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

That's right. Keep it up, fellas, and I'll give you such a zetz!

Whats a zetz? I assume its used threateningly!!

Well, keep THAT up Avon, and be NORRISED.

You have been warned.

I've seen all the hype, and I don't think ol' Chuck would stand a chance against our very own Avon Lady.

04-10-07, 02:13 AM	#1
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I'm getting a wife in less than a fortnight, so forget about renting one! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

04-10-07, 02:33 AM	#2
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	That's right. Keep it up, fellas, and I'll give you such a zetz! __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

04-10-07, 08:34 PM	#6
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Congratulations bookworm! Bookworm and wife on honeymoon... Honey why did you bringing your alienware gaming laptop to our honeymoon? And whats this Silent Hunter 4? Oh yeah ah, need the laptop to email mum.... Honeymoon night 2am. HOOONEY!!! your been in that toilet for 3 hrs now are you okay!?! "Yes sir" persicope depth Ah whats that babe? Ah yeah im okay just got a stomach bug be with ya in a sec. Aircraft spotted sir! Crash dive! Honey Whats that im hearing?!?! Nothing dear nothing you go to sleep i'll wake ya later.... Damn bugs, better head to subsim and talk to the skippers... __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

04-11-07, 12:14 AM	#7
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	My Apple laptop can't play Siletn hunter and the Desktop can't be hidden in the luggage, so no Silent hunter for me! Oh well even skippers need shore leave! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

04-10-07, 06:18 AM	#12
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Lies. No-one is on Chuck Norris' side. He just considers it uneconomical bulletwise to kill you :rotfl: __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

04-10-07, 05:07 AM	#3
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	whens the big day bookworm??

04-10-07, 06:21 AM	#13
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Rent a wife sounds good when she starts to nag at you, you can trade her in for a better model. :p __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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