Save the Yamato!

Aimbot · 03-24-07, 04:41 PM

I assure you, Schlageter-JG26, that the only mind altering substance I am under is a deap love and respect for one of the greatest of the Pacific's inhabitants. Well, I guess I am under two influences: love, respect and devo-
Damnit.

jimmie · 03-24-07, 04:58 PM

Although I don't have guts to use the picture as a signature, you rock

NefariousKoel · 03-24-07, 06:40 PM

LOL

You're taking donations too? :rotfl:

Aimbot · 03-24-07, 07:14 PM

As a matter of fact we are. Any unneeded diesel and seamen you might have available would greatly aid the many crippled Yamato we currently have under our care.

We Saviors of Indigenous Naval Crafts (or Sinc) have accepted the same reality that your sex education class has: that you're going to do what you bloody well like regardless of what we tell you. Therefore we have decided to guide you in the safest way to destroy these magnificent entities, despite our sincere hope that you abstain from the activity.

On sighting the Yamato it would be wise to submerge to periscope depth. After getting a good angle of approach maneuver yourself to be perpendicular to the ship at about fifteen hundred yards. Surface and cut power to your engines. This will allow the ship to prepare itself for its impending and undignified demise at your hands. In order to facilitate your attack the Yamato in question will turn its guns to face you. If it doesn't do this right away you may wish to fire a shot over the vessel to speed the process. Wait exactly one minute, regardless of any activity that would cause you to desire otherwise. If you do not wait a full minute your torpedoes will be ineffective. After a full minute you should be able to attack and receive your blood stained rewards.

We at SINC would like you to remember, though, that the only way to guarantee your safety is through abstinence.

Aimbot · 03-24-07, 09:35 PM

Refreshing the page caused a repost. Wierd.

NefariousKoel · 03-24-07, 09:44 PM

OOOoo! New sig!

Aimbot. :rotfl:

peewee · 03-24-07, 10:00 PM

isn't the plural of Yamato, Yamati?

jimmie · 03-24-07, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peewee

isn't the plural of Yamato, Yamati?

There is no common "plural" form in Japanese langauge, so "two Yamato" is most natural. It may be said Yamatoes in English, though.

The stress should be put on the first 'a,' thus 'Ya' is pronounced with accent, not "ma," if you would like to behave pedantic.

03-24-07, 04:41 PM	#1
Aimbot Medic Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 160 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I assure you, Schlageter-JG26, that the only mind altering substance I am under is a deap love and respect for one of the greatest of the Pacific's inhabitants. Well, I guess I am under two influences: love, respect and devo- Damnit. __________________

03-24-07, 06:40 PM	#3
NefariousKoel Ace of the Deep Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: No-good Missouri scum Posts: 1,223 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	LOL You're taking donations too? :rotfl: __________________ "When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different." - Jack Handey

03-24-07, 07:14 PM	#4
Aimbot Medic Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 160 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	As a matter of fact we are. Any unneeded diesel and seamen you might have available would greatly aid the many crippled Yamato we currently have under our care. We Saviors of Indigenous Naval Crafts (or Sinc) have accepted the same reality that your sex education class has: that you're going to do what you bloody well like regardless of what we tell you. Therefore we have decided to guide you in the safest way to destroy these magnificent entities, despite our sincere hope that you abstain from the activity. On sighting the Yamato it would be wise to submerge to periscope depth. After getting a good angle of approach maneuver yourself to be perpendicular to the ship at about fifteen hundred yards. Surface and cut power to your engines. This will allow the ship to prepare itself for its impending and undignified demise at your hands. In order to facilitate your attack the Yamato in question will turn its guns to face you. If it doesn't do this right away you may wish to fire a shot over the vessel to speed the process. Wait exactly one minute, regardless of any activity that would cause you to desire otherwise. If you do not wait a full minute your torpedoes will be ineffective. After a full minute you should be able to attack and receive your blood stained rewards. We at SINC would like you to remember, though, that the only way to guarantee your safety is through abstinence. __________________

03-24-07, 09:35 PM	#5
Aimbot Medic Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 160 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Refreshing the page caused a repost. Wierd. __________________

03-24-07, 09:44 PM	#6
NefariousKoel Ace of the Deep Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: No-good Missouri scum Posts: 1,223 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	OOOoo! New sig! Aimbot. :rotfl: __________________ "When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different." - Jack Handey

03-24-07, 04:58 PM	#2
jimmie Lieutenant Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Japan Posts: 259 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Although I don't have guts to use the picture as a signature, you rock

03-24-07, 10:00 PM	#7
peewee Electrician's Mate Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 135 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	isn't the plural of Yamato, Yamati?

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