What does your wife do that upsets you most?

Kapitan_Phillips · 03-16-07, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GakunGak

And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...

:rotfl:

"Darling, I'm just going out to get groc-"
"Shhhhhhh!!!"
"What?"
*points at ceiling*
"Its a ceiling!"
"SHHHHH!!"
*PING*
"Oh for christ sake, not again"

Morts · 03-16-07, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Quote:

Originally Posted by GakunGak

And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...

:rotfl:

"Darling, I'm just going out to get groc-"
"Shhhhhhh!!!"
"What?"
*points at ceiling*
"Its a ceiling!"
"SHHHHH!!"
*PING*
"Oh for christ sake, not again"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

03-16-07, 02:27 PM

Wife: Honey, I want to go to bed.
You: All off-duty personell, man your battle stations.
Wife: I worked all day, cleaning the house, cooking and all that s**t, and I want to go to bed.
You: All hands, we are now running silent, repeat, full silent.
Wife: If you dont come with me on the bed, I will file a divorce.
You: Conn, active sonar on our 6.
Wife [pissed off big time]: That's it, it's over!
You: Conn, torpedo room, we are taking on water!
Wife: Damn you!
You: All hands, this is your captain. Abandon ship...

Sgian Dubh · 03-16-07, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Quote:

Originally Posted by GakunGak

And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...

:rotfl:

"Darling, I'm just going out to get groc-"
"Shhhhhhh!!!"
"What?"
*points at ceiling*
"Its a ceiling!"
"SHHHHH!!"
*PING*
"Oh for christ sake, not again"

I second the :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

View Poll Results: What does your wife do that upsets you most?
Starts talking when you are counting rpm on the hydrophone	1	1.69%
Presses P for "pause" to talk to you when you are shelling a merch	3	5.08%
Just can't tell you the keel depth of all merchants at any wheather condition	3	5.08%
Doesn't seem to understand the importance of a computer game for one's well being	29	49.15%
Refuses to address you as Herr Kaleun	23	38.98%
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03-16-07, 02:27 PM	#3
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Wife: Honey, I want to go to bed. You: All off-duty personell, man your battle stations. Wife: I worked all day, cleaning the house, cooking and all that s**t, and I want to go to bed. You: All hands, we are now running silent, repeat, full silent. Wife: If you dont come with me on the bed, I will file a divorce. You: Conn, active sonar on our 6. Wife [pissed off big time]: That's it, it's over! You: Conn, torpedo room, we are taking on water! Wife: Damn you! You: All hands, this is your captain. Abandon ship...