The Fun(ny) thread....

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Phantom II

Heres a funny joke:

You have got to be joking if I am reading that lot.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Jokes:

President Bush gave a speech in a British Primary School one day, and he came in infront of the children, surrounded by his security, applause from everywhere. So they sit down and Mr Bush begins by asking "Now, before we start, does anyone have a question?"

And a little boy puts up his hand "Whats your name, son?" "Hello Mr Bush" he says "My name is Billy" "Hello Billy, what's your question?" "Actually Mr Bush, I have two questions. Why is it you're president of the United States when Mr Gore had more votes than you did, and where is Bin Laden?"

And with that, the school bell rang and all the children filed off for their lunch. An hour later, and they all came back in and sat down, and once again Mr Bush said "Does anyone have any questions?"

And another boy puts his hand up: "Mr Bush, I have four questions. Why is it you're president of the United States when Mr Gore had more votes, where is Bin Laden, why did the school bell go 20 minutes early today, and where is Billy?"

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Rambler: Now..is that the sun or the moon up there? *points up at the midday sky*
Rambler 2: I dont know, what do you reckon it is?
Rambler: I dont know, I dont come from 'round here.

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[ASWnut101]

:rotfl:

[geetrue]

A Dog Story

A blind man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.

The plane had a stop-over in Sacramento.The flight attendant
explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted
to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in one hour.

Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind.
Another man had noticed him as he walked by and could tell the
gentleman was blind because his Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath
the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot
approached him, and calling him by name, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento
for an hour, would you like to get off and stretch your legs?

"The blind man replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch
his legs."

Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete
standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane
with a Seeing Eye Dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they
were trying to change airlines!

True story....

[HunterICX]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4387746397317143153

:rotfl:Ow god..Village people back in WW2

[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by geetrue

True story....

False.

[geetrue]

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

False.

Obviously, you have never been in the United States Navy stuck at sea on
a Fleet Ballistic Missile Nuclear Submarine with 120 other men
(I think I left myself open on that one)
with nothin else to do, but spin yarns with other like minded people in sonar ...

Who always had a better story than you did, plus you had to be quicker than
in a crap game if you wanted to be the next sailor to tell your story.

But I forgive you, because I love you ...

You can forgive people without loving them, but it is almost
impossible to love people without forgiving them too.

[Spoon 11th]

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by geetrue

[Obviously, you have never been in the United States Navy stuck at sea on a Fleet Ballistic Missile Nuclear Submarine with 120 other men (I think I left myself open on that one) with nothin else to do, but spin yarns with other like minded people in sonar ...

Who always had a better story than you did, plus you had to be quicker than
in a crap game if you wanted to be the next sailor to tell your story.

Still doesn't justify passing BS off as truth. I was there too.

What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story?

A fairy tale starts with "Once upon a time"; a war story starts with "No $#!+, there I was!"

[Spoon 11th]

Homer
http://www.city.fi/videoni/video/2914/