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11-30-06, 07:56 AM
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Ocean Warrior
 Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place..
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 Bernard: "Herr Dönitz, herr Dönitz, i invited some friends to visit us here!!!!" Dönitz: "  Oh crap.............."
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11-30-06, 09:59 AM
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Rear Admiral
 Join Date: May 2006
Location: Malaga, España
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 Bernard: OOOW DONITZZZZ!!!!! Donitz: WHAAAAAAAAAAT!! Bernard: SOMEONE IS HERE TO TALK TOO YOUUUUU!!!! Its about the Bismarck ship Donitz: THEN TELL OTTO VON BISMARCK TO (BLEEP ) OFF! Bernard: He AINT GERMAN DOOOONITZZ Donitz: THEN WHO IS HE!!! Bernard: You Mean Them, Dooooniiiitz! Donitz: WHO ARE THEY!!! Bernard: Well...no one really importan its not a big secret...we seen these fellas before Donitz: BERNARD!!! WHO ARE THEY! Bernard: Well, I met them on the way...they asked If I know Donitz , me In my IID said Yes I know him, He's the chief of my Harbour...I asked them to follow me...and they did ...all the way from scapa to here. Donitz: Ok...this is getting pretty anoying...cut that bulls*** and Tell me who.....wait did you say Scapa Flow? Bernard: Yes Sir, Donitz: Are they angry? Bernard: Yes Sir Donitz: Are they pointing their big guns at this office? Bernard: Yes Sir. Donitz: I hate you... Bernard: Thank you sir!
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11-30-06, 10:00 AM
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Captain
 Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: India
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Donitz : Bernard, damn you...I ordered a convoy, not the Home Fleet!!! Bernard : But Herr Gr0sadmiral...isn't a convoy a group of ships??? That's exactly what the Home Fl.... (BANG) Donitz : Rest in pieces n00b...
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11-30-06, 10:04 AM
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Ocean Warrior
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11-30-06, 03:35 PM
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Sea Lord
 Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Grid CH 26, Spain ,Barcelona
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you can try surrender a destroyer.
send a missage ...if you don´t follow me to the base i`ll sink you !! 
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11-30-06, 07:05 PM
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Stowaway
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