Let out on good behavior!

[Reece]

Hi, Well Gizzmoe threw me in the brig for posting a thread with a taboo subject, He was going to throw away the key but after getting sore knees He had pity on me and I was eventually released on good behaviour!
I had to post this thread as a warning to others because the conditions while serving time in the Brig were horrific:
1) The bed was full of bedbugs & I got a large rash in areas I don't wish to elaborate on.
2) I wouldn't have minded the bread & water diet for breakfast except for the green growth on the bread & the water smelt like sulphur!
3) Trying to get the weavily beans down at tea time was a chore, so I opted for the cockroaches as these were in abundance & tasted better anyway.
4) The smell, I couldn't get used to the stale urine mixed with some other smell like rancid vomit, what ever it was I hated it!
At first I thought Gizzmoe was just flexing his muscles, but after careful consideration (and being released early) I must agree that his punishment was Just!
Well back to posting, a little wiser though.
Cheers,
Reece.