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10-26-06, 06:08 PM
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Sub Test Pilot
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: UK + Canada
Posts: 7,134
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Thankfully i chose my crew and bernard is not one of them!
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10-26-06, 09:31 PM
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Fleet Admiral
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sydney, Australia
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10-27-06, 03:13 AM
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Torpedoman
 Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Germany
Posts: 112
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On my last patrol,
Bernard was in charge of the time compression. We were in sight of Wilhelmshaven habour, at 1/3 speed ahead, and he just pressed time compression to 64x because he needed to pee and the sub's toilet was occupied. What happened... Bernard rammed U54 into the quay walls. U54's hull was damaged to 64%, all stations were lightly damaged, and my radio and sonar men were both killed in action.  Bernard hands are handcuffed on his back on my new patrol to avoid him pressing any buttons. Oh, he should better not stay with his back on the controls...
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10-27-06, 07:58 AM
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Lucky Jack
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: In a 1954 Buick.
Posts: 28,303
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 He is wearing a Luftwaffe cap...they did not want him either!
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10-27-06, 02:29 PM
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Chief
 Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 328
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Hello there! My name is Bernard! Can I please come aboard your u-boat? I promise I won't crash dive in port and set scuttling charges! Pretty please??? With flowers too?
...What have I done? 
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10-27-06, 05:37 PM
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Officer
 Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Periscope Depth...
Posts: 237
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"His masters voice!"  "FASTER! FAAAASSSTTER!" "All submariners have one universal wish regardless of nation, cause, or creed. That wish is that the boat goes up and stay up one more time then it goes down." ~Hybris 8/22/07 |
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10-27-06, 05:50 PM
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Sub Test Pilot
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: UK + Canada
Posts: 7,134
Downloads: 77
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Well i dont know wether this is the same bernard but i was just leaving scapa flow surfaced when i ran into one then two armed merchant trawlers, me being me tried to enguage them on the surface bernard was the deck gunner when it was hit and totaly destroyed i then submerged and got away.
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10-28-06, 02:54 PM
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Chief of the Boat
 Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 191,305
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