GW problem

Shoe · 09-17-06, 08:13 PM

I installed GW last week and now I can't fire torpedoes by pressing enter. I have to hit the fire button on the periscope screen.

Can this be fixed?

John Channing · 09-17-06, 08:42 PM

I think it is now "Control + Enter" to prevent accidental firings.

JCC

Jmack · 09-17-06, 08:54 PM

that is not a problem its safety ... anyway pressing the red button its more fun
i wish we could fire them from the torpedo rooms ...

Kpt. Lehmann · 09-18-06, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by John Channing

I think it is now "Control + Enter" to prevent accidental firings.

JCC

Exactomundo.

DanCanovas · 09-18-06, 03:52 AM

i didnt realise that as I always press the on screen fire button anyway but that is a fantastic idea because I was always pressing Enter, perhaps thinking I was playing something else.

Dowly · 09-18-06, 04:49 AM

I once fired accidentally one while leaving port, fortunately it didnt hit anything. I got a pretty weird looks from the band... when I got back and headed to the Kommandants office to give full report of the accidental firing, I gave him a piece of paper with only one word in it; Bernard.

stabiz · 09-18-06, 06:11 AM

I once sunk a merchant with an accidental fire. It was in the middle of a convoy, though. First Bernard got blamed, then I took the praise.

_Seth_ · 09-18-06, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

I once fired accidentally one while leaving port, fortunately it didnt hit anything. I got a pretty weird looks from the band... when I got back and headed to the Kommandants office to give full report of the accidental firing, I gave him a piece of paper with only one word in it; Bernard.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Then i'll guess you got away!! BTW: As Bernard's father, you should know this.. When is the excact date for Bernards birthday? Will there be a party, with virtual u-boat coctails or something????

Dowly · 09-18-06, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by _Seth_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

I once fired accidentally one while leaving port, fortunately it didnt hit anything. I got a pretty weird looks from the band... when I got back and headed to the Kommandants office to give full report of the accidental firing, I gave him a piece of paper with only one word in it; Bernard.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Then i'll guess you got away!! BTW: As Bernard's father, you should know this.. When is the excact date for Bernards birthday? Will there be a party, with virtual u-boat coctails or something????

Yea, I got away with that. I was transferred to another boat. Bernards birthday is 25th of September, I´m planning on something for the big day.

_Seth_ · 09-18-06, 12:07 PM

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Yea, I got away with that. I was transferred to another boat. Bernards birthday is 25th of September, I´m planning on something for the big day.

Sounds good! Can we play that game "put a bullet in Bernards brain", or the other one, the "Let Bernard play with that pitbull"??? PLEAAAASSSSSEEE????

Perkele!

Kpt. Lehmann · 09-18-06, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by _Seth_

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Yea, I got away with that. I was transferred to another boat. Bernards birthday is 25th of September, I´m planning on something for the big day.

Sounds good! Can we play that game "put a bullet in Bernards brain", or the other one, the "Let Bernard play with that pitbull"??? PLEAAAASSSSSEEE????

Perkele!

Good lord guys... I'm sure that Bernard is a well-meaning guy... Just because he's dumb doesn't mean that he has no value as a human being! :p

(Bernaaaaard.... put that down... Yes I know it is pretty.)

Maybe he just needs a little extra time to develop his U-boating skills... and just a little patience and care from his fellow crewmen... IE YOU!!!

Come to think of it... YOU GUYS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES... PICKING ON POOR BERNARD!!!

I MEAN REALLY!!! WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BE SO JUDGMENTAL!!!

DO YOU THINK THAT I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THE TIME YOU WENT TO PERISCOPE DEPTH AND LEFT HIM ON WATCH???

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!

LOOK AT BERNARD!!!! JUST SITTING THERE TAKING ALL OF YOUR ABUSE AS IF HE IS USED TO IT!!!

FOR HIM IT IS JUST ANOTHER DAY OF CRAP ON THE BOAT!!!

STOP PICKING ON POOR BERNARD!!!

Ya filthy, rotten scoundrels!

(Bernaaaaard.... stop that!!! No Bernard... It is the OTHER valve... that one will flood the boat... which would be very unpleasant because it is quite difficult for all of us to breathe underwater.)

(I tell you what Bernard... go to your bunk and read this book... You'd love it... it even has some pictures... see? No Bernard, you've got it upside down.)

_Seth_ · 09-18-06, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Seth_

Quote:

Yea, I got away with that. I was transferred to another boat. Bernards birthday is 25th of September, I´m planning on something for the big day.

Sounds good! Can we play that game "put a bullet in Bernards brain", or the other one, the "Let Bernard play with that pitbull"??? PLEAAAASSSSSEEE????

Perkele!

Good lord guys... I'm sure that Bernard is a well-meaning guy... Just because he's dumb doesn't mean that he has no value as a human being! :p

Maybe he just needs a little extra time to develop his U-boating skills... and just a little patience and care from his fellow crewmen... IE YOU!!!

Come to think of it... YOU GUYS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES... PICKING ON POOR BERNARD!!!

I MEAN REALLY!!! WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BE SO JUDGMENTAL!!!

DO YOU THINK THAT I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THE TIME YOU WENT TO PERISCOPE DEPTH AND LEFT HIM ON WATCH???

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!

LOOK AT BERNARD!!!! JUST SITTING THERE TAKING ALL OF YOUR ABUSE AS IF HE IS USED TO IT!!!

FOR HIM IT IS JUST ANOTHER DAY OF CRAP ON THE BOAT!!!

STOP PICKING ON POOR BERNARD!!!

Ya filthy, rotten scoundrels!

No way!

Dowly · 09-18-06, 02:12 PM

@Kpt. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

stabiz · 09-18-06, 02:20 PM

Lehmann, you tree-hugger!

This is easy for you to say, sitting in your warm bdu-office scheming up new ways to give us free fun, but try dealing with this clown in the atlantic!

bigboywooly · 09-18-06, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by stabiz

Lehmann, you tree-hugger!

This is easy for you to say, sitting in your warm bdu-office scheming up new ways to give us free fun, but try dealing with this clown in the atlantic!

He has half a dozen Bernards to deal with :rotfl: :rotfl:

09-17-06, 08:13 PM	#1
Shoe Seaman Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 34 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	GW problem I installed GW last week and now I can't fire torpedoes by pressing enter. I have to hit the fire button on the periscope screen. Can this be fixed?

09-18-06, 06:11 AM	#7
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	I once sunk a merchant with an accidental fire. It was in the middle of a convoy, though. First Bernard got blamed, then I took the praise. __________________

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stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	Lehmann, you tree-hugger! This is easy for you to say, sitting in your warm bdu-office scheming up new ways to give us free fun, but try dealing with this clown in the atlantic! __________________

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09-17-06, 08:42 PM	#2
John Channing Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 1998 Posts: 1,846 Downloads: 163 Uploads: 5	I think it is now "Control + Enter" to prevent accidental firings. JCC

09-17-06, 08:54 PM	#3
Jmack Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 669 Downloads: 23 Uploads: 0	that is not a problem its safety ... anyway pressing the red button its more fun i wish we could fire them from the torpedo rooms ...

09-18-06, 03:52 AM	#5
DanCanovas Grey Wolf Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: London, UK Posts: 778 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	i didnt realise that as I always press the on screen fire button anyway but that is a fantastic idea because I was always pressing Enter, perhaps thinking I was playing something else.

09-18-06, 04:49 AM	#6
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,056 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	I once fired accidentally one while leaving port, fortunately it didnt hit anything. I got a pretty weird looks from the band... when I got back and headed to the Kommandants office to give full report of the accidental firing, I gave him a piece of paper with only one word in it; Bernard.

09-18-06, 02:12 PM	#13
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,056 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	@Kpt. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: