This is the comment thread! pt II - Page 28

mapuc · 05-31-23, 03:38 PM

I could have put it in our Joke thread, however they meant it dead serious

Some Danish citizens had created a name collection where they hope to get 50.000 Danes to sign their petition.

So what was it.

They wanted the Danish Parliament to ban chemtrails

The owner of the homepage(the Ministry of the Interior) stopped it.

Markus

Jimbuna · 06-01-23, 11:16 AM

“Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.”

Jimbuna · 06-02-23, 07:26 AM

“Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.”

Jimbuna · 06-03-23, 01:30 PM

“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”

Jimbuna · 06-04-23, 09:38 AM

“Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.'

Jimbuna · 06-05-23, 01:10 PM

“Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.”

Jimbuna · 06-06-23, 12:32 PM

"Life comes from the earth and life returns to the earth."

Jimbuna · 06-07-23, 08:05 AM

"We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from life."

Eichhörnchen · 06-07-23, 12:41 PM

Can you imagine what it must be like on a ship crewed by East Enders? They'd all have to be cockneys to know what was going on. How would anyone else know that the 'Gregory Peck' was the deck, or that the captain was on the 'Morphy Richards' - fridge - the bridge?

Jimbuna · 06-08-23, 01:23 PM

"The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much."

Jimbuna · 06-09-23, 11:24 AM

"If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change."

Jimbuna · 06-10-23, 06:37 AM

"Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection we can catch excellence."

Jimbuna · 06-11-23, 12:56 PM

"You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need."

Jimbuna · 06-12-23, 12:53 PM

"Believe you can and you're halfway there."

Jimbuna · 06-13-23, 08:30 AM

"To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life."

05-31-23, 03:38 PM	#406
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,558 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	I could have put it in our Joke thread, however they meant it dead serious Some Danish citizens had created a name collection where they hope to get 50.000 Danes to sign their petition. So what was it. They wanted the Danish Parliament to ban chemtrails The owner of the homepage(the Ministry of the Interior) stopped it. Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

06-01-23, 11:16 AM	#407
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-02-23, 07:26 AM	#408
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-03-23, 01:30 PM	#409
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-04-23, 09:38 AM	#410
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.' __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-05-23, 01:10 PM	#411
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-06-23, 12:32 PM	#412
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"Life comes from the earth and life returns to the earth." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-07-23, 08:05 AM	#413
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from life." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-07-23, 12:41 PM	#414
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,468 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Cockney Navy Can you imagine what it must be like on a ship crewed by East Enders? They'd all have to be cockneys to know what was going on. How would anyone else know that the 'Gregory Peck' was the deck, or that the captain was on the 'Morphy Richards' - fridge - the bridge? __________________

06-08-23, 01:23 PM	#415
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-09-23, 11:24 AM	#416
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-10-23, 06:37 AM	#417
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection we can catch excellence." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-11-23, 12:56 PM	#418
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-12-23, 12:53 PM	#419
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"Believe you can and you're halfway there." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-13-23, 08:30 AM	#420
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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