Navy Hires Active Duty Drag Queen To Combat Sinking Recruitment

ET2SN · 05-04-23, 02:12 PM

Those cases of Bud that got shot-up had to be bought, first.

Bud Light will go on sale for a couple of weeks, livers will still get pickled, life will go on.

Ignore the headline and consider the real problem. The USN (and the rest of the military) has a recruiting problem. Most of the services are now running "pre-boot-camps" to whip the little butterball's into shape so they can pass the basic PRT.
Meanwhile, try having a conversation with a twenty year old.

"I want to do just like Joe Blow on YouTube".
"Well, you realize that is an entertainment channel and..
PUT THE PHONE DOWN..look at me while I'm talking."
"Whatever.."

Skybird · 05-04-23, 03:03 PM

Every weekend free entry for cadets at the table dance bar. Problem solved.

ET2SN · 05-04-23, 03:41 PM

You're thinking like a Boomer.

Have you ever met an In-cel?

Replace the strip bar with a Steam Download Cafe and you may be on to something.

mapuc · 05-04-23, 03:46 PM

Later they meet at the Blue Oyster

Markus

Jimbuna · 05-05-23, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapuc

Later they meet at the Blue Oyster

Markus

I hear you're a regular attendee

em2nought · 05-05-23, 07:50 AM

You'd think an administration that received a record number of votes wouldn't have any trouble filling empty positions?

I guess they'll have to form a legion of illegals next.

That's gonna go over well. Maybe it will be a Cinco de Mayo announcement!

Onkel Neal · 05-05-23, 08:12 AM

Every time I want to watch something on Paramount+ I have to sit through a commercial for some drag queen show.

Anyone who think recruiting tranny drag queens for the US Navy is a good thing had lost their mind.

Yeah, what's next? Sex offenders?

Quote:

Originally Posted by em2nought

I guess they'll have to form a legion of illegals next.

That's gonna go over well. Maybe it will be a Cinco de Mayo announcement!

Exactly.

05-04-23, 03:03 PM	#2
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,679 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Every weekend free entry for cadets at the table dance bar. Problem solved. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

05-04-23, 03:46 PM	#4
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,543 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Later they meet at the Blue Oyster Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

05-05-23, 07:50 AM	#6
em2nought Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,485 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You'd think an administration that received a record number of votes wouldn't have any trouble filling empty positions? I guess they'll have to form a legion of illegals next. That's gonna go over well. Maybe it will be a Cinco de Mayo announcement! __________________ em2nought is ecstatic garbage!

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05-04-23, 02:12 PM	#1
ET2SN Ocean Warrior Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,652 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0	Those cases of Bud that got shot-up had to be bought, first. Bud Light will go on sale for a couple of weeks, livers will still get pickled, life will go on. Ignore the headline and consider the real problem. The USN (and the rest of the military) has a recruiting problem. Most of the services are now running "pre-boot-camps" to whip the little butterball's into shape so they can pass the basic PRT. Meanwhile, try having a conversation with a twenty year old. "I want to do just like Joe Blow on YouTube". "Well, you realize that is an entertainment channel and.. PUT THE PHONE DOWN..look at me while I'm talking." "Whatever.."

05-04-23, 03:41 PM	#3
ET2SN Ocean Warrior Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,652 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0	You're thinking like a Boomer. Have you ever met an In-cel? Replace the strip bar with a Steam Download Cafe and you may be on to something.